What is Masturspacing?
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The act of spending all of one's free time on MySpace looking at the profiles of complete strangers.
(Usually leads to several random, unknown people being added as friends, while using most of the bandwidth on your internet connection.)
Joe is hogging all the bandwidth because he's been in his room masturspacing to random skanks all night.
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Random Words:
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a person who spends 20 to 21 hours a day learning pointless skills in any sport or activity.
-football
-poker
-teabaggin
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