What is Masturspacing?
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The act of spending all of one's free time on MySpace looking at the profiles of complete strangers.
(Usually leads to several random, unknown people being added as friends, while using most of the bandwidth on your internet connection.)
Joe is hogging all the bandwidth because he's been in his room masturspacing to random skanks all night.
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A meandering monologue to a small audience, occasionally punctuated by reference to flange.
I was sat there waiting for the punchline, ..
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Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall
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A term used to describe womens breasts.
She's got a nice set of lung warts.
See breasts, tits, bazoongas, tatas, funbags
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