M.a.t.

What is M.a.t.?


1.

Movie Association Trap. The trap that leads people to believe a movie will be good because the last movie the main star or director did was a hit. This trap can be very painful, as you try so hard to believe it is good, even though it is total crap.

1. Hey, Linda was a big fan of Titantic, but she fell into the M.A.T. and saw Man with the Iron Mask because Leo was in it. What a mistake.

2. Jim Carey was great in Dumb and Dumber. I think I'll go see him play the Riddler in Batman.

3. I loved Christopher Lee in Lord of the Rings, so therefore his role as Count Dooku in Star Wars must be Oscar-worthy.

4. From the producers who brought you Lost comes a new motion picture...

See scam

2.

M.A.T. (pronounced mah-t or em-ay-tee) - Morning After Twat...the aroma and general genital funkiness emanating from the unwashed female genitalia the morning after a sound pounding...usually accompanied by a pounding headache, cottony mouth and general disorientation on the part of both involved parties

Yo that barrel I woke up next to had some serious M.A.T. going on...the smell nearly choked me when I lifted up the covers.

See crotch rot, dutch oven, Walnuts


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