Mat Back

What is Mat Back?


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A promiscuous woman who repeatedly engages in the act of coitus (sex) with many different partners and thus should attach a mattress to her back to increase time efficiency. (so the guy can push her over and fuck her).

Ay, Mortimer! Do you so righteously recall that mat back we double teamed last Friday!

See slut, whore, beezy, village bicycle, dirty pirate hooker


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