Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Drunken Mascot

1. Term used to describe someone who eats a lot of shit Ex 1 Bro 1: Yo did you see Steph stuffing shit into her mouth last night? Bro 2:..

Zanatta

1. Is or related to being cool. "That guy is so zanatta" See cool, mad, orsum, sonata..

Jumunglies

1. Breasts Pronounced - (ju-mun-glees) Holy shit - looks at those fucking JUMUNGLIES!!! See tits, baps, waps, breasts, bresticles, brist..

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