Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

I'm Not Gay

1. A statement made to communicate to others that you are gay, though not yet out of the closet; also known as I'm straight "Jer..

Quarkochronic

1. A word coined in the Polly Platt book "French or Foe" to describe the attitude towards being on time that is prevelant in Medi..

Rule 14127

1. Rule 14127, Clearly States that, In Meetence of A Man With the Number 14127, Tatooed On the Underside of his Right Arm, You WILL Show Th..

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