Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Queer Cobain

1. Someone who acts like a fag and plays in a rock band John: Did you hang out with Steve last night? Adam: No he was being a Queer Cobai..

Your Just Pissed Becuase I Fucked Your Dad

1. The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it. Person 1Fuck you, dickhead U..

Elsehow

1. In another way; ie. elsehow is to how as elsewhere is to where. I couldn't get an erection by looking at a picture of jessica rabi..

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