Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Noodlesausage

1. Allied Nationalist slang for a foam pool noodle Pass me that noodlesausage so I can swomp Fritzy See noodle, sausage, hitting, smack, ..

Malmortality

1. See malmortal, the root of this non-word. "Malmortality" is not a word. See Conor Oberst..

Antarctic Surfing

1. the latest craze in the surfing world. only for the real surfer...brrrrrrr*..

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