Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Bammin

1. A chick that is so slamming it surpasses normal slamming parameters. Thus she is bammin. Tim "Damn i'd be all like BAM,BAM, B..

Zeppling

1. The act of listening to Led Zepplin Dude, I was zeppling so hard last night I broke my coffee table along with everything in my kitchen..

Genericore

1. 1. Metal music that sounds the same as every other band out there. 2. Plain metal music that is not interesting whatsoever. 3. Metal m..

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