Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Joya

1. The most sexy girl you will ever meet.Shes the most amazing girl of life.shes beautiful. shes the noog. she always knows what to say she..

Zip Zap Paddywhack

1. To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag. "Hey Joe, what did you do last night" "Oh you know. I went out to a B..

Liabilities

1. Someone with liabilities is incredibly good at lying. Can get any one believe anything at any time. Abilities are on par with lying grea..

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