Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Glowing Cat

1. fucking a girl in the ass while shoving a glow stick in her vagina and all this while on a table man, me and Jessica made a glowing cat..

Durly

1. a word meaning funny in the sense of odd or peculiar; one could say the "non ha- ha" meaning of funny. It was formed by taking..

Denim Fruit

1. slang term for genitals, male or female. "Wanna snack on my denim fruit?" See denim, fruit, genital, dick, cock, balls, puss..

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