Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Zombinate

1. 1. to walk with a lurching, zombie-like gait and blank expression, bumping into walls and making garbled, unintelligible sounds. "..

W007

1. A celebratory clause, written in 1337 Owned! w007! See Spencer 2. see woot or w00t See ween 3. -woot means in geek speak We Owned..

Check On The Scones

1. Euph. To have a shit. Where did you go? I went to check on the scones. See check, scones, poo, shit, toilet, euphemism..

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