Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Buttacher

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Glah

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Zipper Cut

1. The act of getting a mans penis or testicles caught in his pants zipper. Oh my god, I got the worst zipper cut after susie gave me hed...

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