Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Devil Headed

1. A facet of reality that is of when you get so high your eyes are blood shot red. I got so devilheaded at the Jebels See Adel..

Glough

1. To make up words; to create words that do not exist (until now...) "And the fish glew...ugh, I totally gloughed that one..." ..

Dick Strutt

1. dick strutts balls hang in the water when he sits on the stool (thrown) so he needs a special seat so his nut sack isnt in the poo water..

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