Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Quarter Pounder With Cheese

1. An anorexic woman with a yeast infection. i went to mcdonalds and i ate a quarter pounder with cheese. 2. An Ethopian with a yeast in..

Dooryard

1. A Maine term for front yard or driveway. Boy: Who drove into the dooryard? Girl: Its my folks! Boy: Oh no! Girl: Quick! Put your clo..

Limbonius

1. a term used to describe music that gives one the urge to: 1) run into the forest wearing only a loincloth and dance around in circles w..

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