Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

I'd Let Her Touch It

1. When a male is interested in a female and would like to have sexual relations with her. Jon: Man, look at that chick, dude, she's ..

Getting Choir

1. When a female slobs on a man's Trouser Snake...often done in the headroom.. Anonymous Person: YO Kid, I heard that Gnome gives gre..

Buffer Girl

1. A buffer girl refers to a woman who you have sex with only because you need to lose your virginity and gain sexual experience for later ..

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