Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Zomgwtflolbbq

1. 1.The combination of zomg/omg,wtf and bbq. 2. Used to express exaggerated emotions like joy, pain, pleasure, confusion, anger, etc.. 3..

Poppin' Clutch

1. ˈpäp-en ˈkləch v. - Something a nigga gots ta do while gettin' his dick sucked, preferrably in a Lexus Truck. From the song, "..

Yanette

1. An extremely unique and freakishly loud laugh. OMG Jennifer her laugh is a Yanette. See nutter, laugh, loud, unique..

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