Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Ass-neck

1. The area between your ballsack and your brown-eye. Billy wiped out while trying to do a 50/50 grind and slammed his ass-neck on the rai..

Prickley Price

1. When asking a hooker much it will cost to have kind of sex in a wheat/oat/barley field. This usually costs more than one would think si..

Jolly Good Time

1. -Sounds fun... Number 8 in the top 10 gayest phrases... right up there with "Silly Goose" and "You're silly". ..

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