Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Yanez

1. verb: to cut your wrists up the street instead of across and then pleasure yourself with the open wound, using the blood as lubricant. ..

Last Call Cocktail

1. When the bartender stops selling booze and you need more make a last call cocktail. Mix unfinished, unattended drinks together in a pint..

Tourneyfag

1. Tourneyfags are people who make up (often on the spot) and play by non-official rules for video games. These rules are crated as to best..

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