Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Roasted Bagle

1. The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum. Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle ..

Snoop

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Mediterranean Meatloaf Bobber

1. the act of straddling your partners face and prairie dogging a solid piece of poop in and out of his/her mouth. While the partner is pl..

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