Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Giffly

1. Feeling sickly Ugh, I feel giffly. *wretches*..

Turn-coat

1. Traitor, Coward, Snitch Someone who appears to take your side in an argument, then supports the opposing side. Could also be considere..

H34n

1. better than l33t but not 1337 h34n...goat bastid doug is h34n but isnt not super 1337..

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