Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

2 Live Crew

1. The group that made the controversial song, " Me so Horny" 2 live crew made me so horny See full metal jacket, miami bass, p..

Minnesota Cannonball

1. an action where the male rams his penis into the vaginal wall so hard that he ruptures the vagina, gooch, and asshole causing his entire..

The Ween

1. a sexually transmitted disease given to men that makes their cock grow extremely large then shrink so it looks like a chode. their balls..

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