Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

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1. The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting t..

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1. what a nigga yo matty look, WAN!..

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1. Having the ability to blame a fart on someone else across the room; Throwing a fart. Michael smells something from across the room. Mom..

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