Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Tualop

1. a mix between a kuala bear and a tulip can you lend a tualop a pencil? See twankie, twale, bra..

Neodymium

1. Element #60 in the periodic table, symbol Nd. Neodymium was discovered by Carl F. Auer von Welsbach (Austria) in 1885. The origin of the..

Queso Fromunda

1. Quite literally cheese from under....Typically found on males... in the often difficult to clean area known as the taint. A build up t..

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