Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Anyak

1. when someone is acting like a huge cunt "stop being such an anyak dave!" See kunt, bitch, fag..

Urban Spelunking

1. The act of breaking into and exploring large abandoned buildings in a city. I got a ticket from the cops when they caught me urban spel..

Flesh Wallet

1. shaved vagina. damn, in really need to make a big deposit in that chicks flesh wallet See assmaster..

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