Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Pannido

1. Revolutionary hoagie produced by the humble drive thru operator Ian. Hey Ian!! Why'd you nut in my pannido?!?!?..

Old People Steal

1. It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble. 'My grandmother stole my $50. ..

Umgungafunk

1. The skids left on a toilet bowl from a rather soft poo or heavy landing. Leigh left some nasty umgungafunk in my toilet. See toilet, s..

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