Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Post Ejaculation Jubilation

1. The elation and happiness one feels after ejaculation. -Hey, look how happy Steve looks? He just gave me the thumbs up! -Well he was h..

Elixar

1. The act of being owned by a palintone. Did you see that guy? He just got Elixar'd...

Zwah

1. a word that you yell only when someone has been completely owned and inappropriate use of which should result in a pimp slap in the face..

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