Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Fly The Cloth

1. To raise a spinnaker in an uproariously funny way. "fly the cloth! fly the cloth!" See sailing, spinnaker..

Dropping E

1. The act of taking the Drug E or ecstasy At the rave last night Joe was dropping E. A bunch of them were getting togeather to start dro..

Mid-weeky

1. The kind of nasty feeling you get on a Wednesday morning at work. When you're moody with your colleagues and moody in general What..

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