Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Zester

1. A fart that burns coming out, clears the room and makes others gag. "I just let a zester go" "Man that zester really pu..

Scene Bands

1. underground bands that are NOT screamo or screeching but an alternative rockish indie popish sound. some are acoustic and some aren&apos..

Lose The Willy

1. A really fat person who believes they look slimmer in expensive designer clothing brands. Hey Tubs, you better 'lose the willy&apo..

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