Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

The Police

1. 1)A Ridiculously Large Gang that is known for playing dirty and using the law as their excuse for their bullshit actions. 2)The Most Ha..

Antartic Chimney Sweeper

1. An antartic chimney sweeper is when you slit a girls throat and fuck her throat. Now with your free hand reach over and finger her in th..

Douchespace

1. When myspace is being gay. "I hate douchespace." See douche, space, doosh, dewsh..

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