Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Tri-fecta

1. When someone gets so drunk they go to the toilet with the intentions of throwing up, however when they give that first heave they lose a..

Invisishit

1. 1. When a shit is taken and is subsequently not visible in the toilet bowl from any angle. In most cases, the shit is obscured by the ..

Xitlali

1. shanker pdk hippie yo momma xitlali See huh, yo, momma, house, beach..

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