Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Phone Zit

1. The recurring chin zit that results from spending too much time on the phone...

Igum

1. To go smoke in front of the Rookery Bldg, and talk about losing wieght. T: Hey Mike lets go smoke a igum! Mike: Hell nah girl Im so tr..

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1. An aski version of Kirby. Also used in a chain like he is dancing. Only works with some fonts. bob126: <('-')> <(&a..

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