Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Spinmove

1. Walk toward a pedestrian who is walking in the opposite direction as you are, and go out of your way to intercept their path. Right befo..

Okapia

1. Totally brilliant. can be used to replace words such as: Great, Awesome etc. Guy: "Wow, you're looking Okapia tonight!" ..

Elbirn

1. a name that no one else in the world has..except fir about 10 people... the name elbirn also means white. "hey wuts ur name?"..

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