Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Carmax Lesbian

1. (n.) a completely butch lesbian I thought Bryce was a guy when I first met her, but she's just a carmax lesbian. See lesbian, but..

This Is How Bored I've Gotten

1. Somthing a dick neck might say almost everyday because he has nothing else better to say and its 'how bored i've gotten' ..

Iajslrn

1. i actually just started laughing right now internet typing, used only when you actually started laughing, not just like saying rofl or ..

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