Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Glackle

1. A combination between a glomp and a tackle. It appears slightly redundant, due to the fact that a glomp is a tackle/hug, but a glackle i..

Updateable

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Buttogamy

1. taking it up the @$$....like monogamy, but its not..a birth control substitute for sex megan likes to have mens d*cks up her ass for pl..

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