Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Std Hands

1. When you use your hands as a weapon after rubbing them on your genitalia (or in kia's case after finger banging a dirty sloot). do..

237

1. To wake up early in the morning (around 2:30 or so) and to realize that you have just had a dream about a person you have many sexual fe..

Zuchinno

1. not exactly sure...u havta make ur own definition for it...but its nothing like a zuchinni i shall ride my zuchinno over there. See zu..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mat Jordan Edit Meaning