Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

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Can O Cocks

1. Used as a insult to show not only anger, but that you also think they might have a can o cocks in the fridge proving their feminity. It..

Undulating Thrum Bobber

1. An erect penis quivering. Rob made her squel when he poked her with his undulating thrum bobber. See shlong, cock, shaft, wank..

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