Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Zeed Out

1. A state of body and mind achieved in the depths of a xanax binge. In this state the said person is pretty mellowed out, and usually has..

Canadian Boobies

1. Boobies belonging to a Canadian woman. Sometimes the boobies get cold in the winter. Jean: Look at those Canadian boobies! Paul: Me so..

The Daredevil Bj

1. at a seedy bar wait for an unsuspecting female to head to the bathroom give her a minute to get settled then sneak in and bust in the st..

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