Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

880991

1. This number when multiplied by the speed of sound, is the speed of light; aka mach 880991 (the speed of light). When you see something ..

A.s.l.l.a.

1. All State Liquor Laws Apply Party at my house!!! A.S.L.L.A., BYOB! See laws, byob, alcohol..

Roaddawg

1. n. a beer taken with one when traveling from one place to another (esp. when destination is a place where alcohol is not otherwise avail..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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