Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Dominos 350z

1. this crazy guy that used to deliver for dominoes pizza in a 350z..he also drives like ass and likes to cut people off... yo u knw the d..

Russian Flood

1. When you're fuckin a girl in the ass and she has diarhea. Oh God you just had a Russian Flood all over me...

Too Much Junk In The Trunk

1. An assthat is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt. Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk..

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