Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Booty Don't

1. When a girl who has a booty do wears a tight shirt and she REALLY shouldn't! Cierra: Damn Monique has a little ass shirt on today...

Land It Like Sully

1. The Godly act of averting cataclysmic disaster and overwhelming odds to forever become a household name. Eric: Holy crap!!The U.S. econ..

{ball-shield}

1. Noun: good friend or acquaintance who deliberately blocks all incoming balls, in gym class. My best friend Kelsey pushed some girl in v..

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