Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Tweekie

1. a girl's pussy wen two ppl love eachother, the man will stick his peepee in her tweekie(eww lol) See liz..

Snish

1. A combination of a snake and fish. Having the body of a fish, and head and neck of a snake. Also a slang term for vagina. DudeI got so..

Crusty Dog

1. When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex. Damn, I just jizzed all over my dic..

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