Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Eurosphere

1. Those parts of the world where people descended from Europeans (Causian-types) live. Includes Europe, Russia, parts of Africa, Australi..

I Less Than Three You <3

1. It was a joke I started towards the "emo" kids in school. They put <3 signs on everything they can get their grimy little h..

Dirt Riding

1. 1. anal sex 2. see mud riding That skank likes dirt riding more than in her cooch!..

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