Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Dangly-doo

1. The flaxen coils of hair hanging off the heads of young Jewish boys; often melded in with the side burns, not to be confused with mutton..

Attack Of The Brones

1. Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of th..

Qaw

1. Abbreviation - Queef At Will Man 1: Did the date go well? Man 2: Yeah, just a little gross. She could QAW See queef, pussy fart, fart..

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