Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Shroom Tea

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Tarnacle

1. what's on your mind yo, tarnacle not much just thinkin bout these breezies..

$texas

1. It was actually French Stewart who wagered $texas. Burt Reynolds wrote nothing down. "And you wagered Texas with a dollar sign. I&..

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