Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Beverine

1. Best taken grey, with cremium. "can i offer you a cup of coffee-flavored beverine?" See simpsons, embiggen, cromulent, funny..

James Bond Crotch Rot

1. What happens when multiple STD's combine in a person, to form a super STD. This super disease melts through the person's crot..

Hammed

1. To get really Shloshed. aka Drunk Aleks and I got wicked hammed last nite. See TMAC 2. Adj. (Ham-da) When you have drank to much alc..

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