Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Quil

1. To be on "The Quil" or "The Q" results in rapid spontaneous outbursts such as "you douchebag!" and equally..

1 Vote

1. 1 vote on Urban Dictionary usually means that they are the person to rate their own dumb word. Especially when there is 5 stars and 1 vo..

Velvet Monkey Fist

1. When a guy is butt fucking his girl while she is laying on her back. At this time he inserts his hand into the woman's vagina and ..

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