Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Quik Trip

1. An amazing convenient store that originated in Oklahoma. They keep the store very clean, and always have friendly workers. "I&apos..

Duckin'

1. When one hides under a table in a Chinese restaurant in an attempt to avoid a bald black man. My girlfriends saw me hiding under a tabl..

Chaweeny

1. a small, almost microscopic, imitation penis I pull out my chaweeny for my stresbianlover while our cats watch us jack around See smal..

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