Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Lurchified

1. The creation of something so goddamned huge and monstrous, that it overwhelms everything around it: to make gigantic Andrew lurchified ..

Ice Breaker

1. something which can break the ice, i.e. something to focus on to start a conversation, in order to prevent any awkwardness in a social s..

Sleep Humping

1. The act of grinding(with or without insertion) on your sleep partner subconsiously, while in a state of unawareness. The occurance can b..

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