Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Nipploni

1. When a girl's nipples are so big that they look like slices of bologna Damn that girl had some serious nipploni on those breasts o..

Russian Handjob

1. when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits. Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been ..

Kift

1. A word used exclusively in Pembrokeshire, Wales. Refers to a thing/object which is rubbish, broken, or useless. God, my watch is kift! ..

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