Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Pendehoe

1. Pendehoe is the conjunction of the words pendejo and hoe pendejo (derived from Spanish, spelled "pen-deh-hoe") stands for som..

Ox Tongue

1. when a slag has had sex so many times she has loose skin hanging out of her phagina which resembles an ox tongue "i fucked this sl..

Eatin Corn

1. When a female has inadequate falatio skills and instead of sucking on the penis she runs her lips up and down the shaft while nibbling a..

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