Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

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Lickbie

1. An adult male who covertly smells and may additionally lick the freshly used bicycle seat of a young (although not necessarily underage)..

Redumbdant

1. Something both very redundant and very dumb, like the Bush presidency... Chris Rock - "Man, this club is so hard to get into. . . ..

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