Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Hfwh

1. Have fun with hand Night dude, cya tomorrow (this will be said early in the evening) Riiight... HFWH ;) See hfwh, have, fun, hand, wa..

Vulvitis

1. 1. (n.) Inflammation of the vulva. 2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta. The doctor took one peek at my cr..

Trough Boy

1. An 'alternative' passtime whereby aforementioned 'trough boy' lies in a urinal trough (usually in a gay nightclub to..

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