Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Just-a-friend

1. Noun A person that wishes to be romantically invloved with another, but finds that this other has categorized him/her as a non-sexual, ..

Clitty Bomb

1. An extremely large clitoris. Jimmy loves girls with big clitty bombs. See clit, clitty, bomb, clitoris..

Ninja Nutting

1. The act of cumming inside a girl without her knowing. "Whenever I Fuck My Girl I'm always Ninja Nutting." See ninja, nu..

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