Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Derogoratory

1. A sadly misspelled version of the word "Derogatory". The word obviously didn't sound foreign and intellectual enough as i..

Uptime

1. The time during which a machine is operating or an employee is working. 16:05:24 up 74 days, 21:05, 1 user, load average: 0.03, 0.03,..

Helsinki Slammer

1. (From what I remember) The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a straw..

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