Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Unclog The System

1. to self-felate in order to put an end to constipation, known statement from Bukowsky's "Post Office" I haven't take..

W.o.c

1. W.O.C A.K.A Waste of Cum. Best way to describe how worthless someone is or someone no body likes and should have been a jack off. Jeff ..

You Sho Right

1. somebody doing something scandolas and you want to tell them that they are wrong A girl walks in a room and sees her girl friend wit he..

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