Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Vague Date

1. A phrase coined by Teresa Strasser of the Adam Carolla Show on Free FM which refers to social outings that would normally be considered ..

Mowd

1. When one eats or drinks at an insane rate of speed. "Holy shit Kyle, you just mowd down that pizza." "God damn Garett, ..

Fontatious Tolerance

1. When your friends successfully tolerate your big, extravagant, or even unreadable font on a messaging service like AIM. "Oh my god..

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