Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Right Hand-a-rama

1. Masturbation. Shaking hands with the one-eyed milk man. Also a (Quality) song by The Network on their album Money Money 2020. "5..

Rootinest, Tootinest

1. A yee haw, honkey tonk, redneck form of "roughest, toughest." Usually spoken with a mock Southern accent. Yosemite Sam is the..

Handgela

1. a mans left hand gf he jerked off with handgela See reid..

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