Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

You Smell Like Outside

1. The awkward smell to a person who has been inside that resignates from the person that has been outside. BOB: Ew, you smell like outsid..

Jock Strap Vampire

1. It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR ..

H.i.t. Positive

1. undesireable to look at. "that girl is hit yo- she's H.I.T. positive See Brian..

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