Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Venno

1. A nightmarish event or situation, such as spending £250 on a night out in order to pay for some ugly prostitutes "You've had ..

Smellfunction

1. Word created by Molly Wood of Cnet fame on the podcast Buzz Out Loud. Combination of Smell and malfunction. Something that smells really..

Poof!

1. To appear or disappear as if by magic. The General Manager came into the office and "Poof" her was gone. He poofed into the o..

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