Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Mouth Aids

1. Also known as Dickinson syndrome. Started when Robert Dickinson, a 17 year old student, had oral sex with a dead otter. Since, it has de..

Zeppelining

1. To completely BS a scanner test, usually making pictures or spelling out words with the filled in bubbles. 1. "Dude, you know that..

Antinotfun

1. -fun! -something that is about having a good time -when you are against anything that is not fun" -anyone who is against not fun..

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