Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Hyged

1. To be adequately hydrated. After 3 glasses of water I'm finally hyged. See dehyged, hydrated, water, dehydrated, h2o..

Check, "get A Check"

1. used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it No girl, a asshat is like someone who has ..

Faggot Candy

1. Gay dude's Sperm. Jeffery was blowing me and he begged me to shoot my faggot candy all over his face. See cum, jiz, spunk..

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