Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Party Straw

1. The Straw used in the act of Felching/Shrimping. "Hey Joe, come take a hit out of this 6 foot Party Straw!" "Let's..

Hugemotional

1. Emotional to the highest degree known to date. Implies gargantuan accomplishment. I just took a hugemotional dump. 2. An adjective d..

Nashville Pussy

1. Only the best motherfucking Rock'N'Roll band on Planet fuckin' Earth. Yee-Haw! I went to see Nashville Pussy last night ..

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