Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Lightbulb Seducer

1. the sexual intercorse with a electrical device (lightbulb) you are a frigen lightbulb seducer, mr.bond. See fag, jew, mofo, mommy..

Keyboard Cobber

1. The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal") My keyboard cobbe..

Cieara

1. lesbian who like hairy vaginas "shut the fuck up you cieara" "wat bitch?!" "you heard wat i said." &qu..

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