Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Trigger-mind

1. In order to recall something specific, one needs detailed context in order to recall that specific memory. Such a mind cannot easily rec..

Fourth-weekin

1. When everything is going along all cool then your buddy starts to act like a totally bitch out of blue like some girl on the rag. Frien..

Ganitis

1. The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is cau..

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