Mat Jordan

What is Mat Jordan?

A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks.

Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back in the freezer before i erase you like a mat jordan deserves to be erased!

Touch Of Shit

1. Like this myth of Midas, only in a bad way. Someone with the touch of shit makes everything they touch turn to shit. Often applies to ce..

Really Raticated

1. When someone is bugging out because they do not own any gats, regulators, 9 inches, balloons, hoes, whips, ear rings or anything or anyt..

Daffle

1. after seeing your friend get powned and everyones on the floor laughing you can say that he got "daffle powned" .. meaning he ..

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