Mat Morbid

What is Mat Morbid?

1. A craddle robbing hoe

2. usually has a big gap

3. doesn't brush teeth

4. sceenie weenie

5. ugly

"Ew dude, did you go out with a Mat Morbid chick?!"

See ugly, nasty, gap, scene, disgusting

Ohmybeejezuz!

1. It's a more shocked way to say "OMG!" It adds more... phzazz to it. You've just found out your adopted, and you rea..

Us Endangered Species Act Of 1996

1. Document that supposedly protected unicorns and ginger. Probably created in 1996. Is actually total bullshit. Gingers are hunted for th..

Ferrigan

1. to inadvertantly destroy something but carry on using it regardless "jaysus Gerry,im after roulin' the yoke,shes ferriganed! ..

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