Mat Morbid

What is Mat Morbid?

1. A craddle robbing hoe

2. usually has a big gap

3. doesn't brush teeth

4. sceenie weenie

5. ugly

"Ew dude, did you go out with a Mat Morbid chick?!"

See ugly, nasty, gap, scene, disgusting

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