What is Mat Mutt?
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A whoreish, high school aged, small town, female cheerleader that "performs" at the end of wrestling mats during a practice or competition. Typically these females carry extra pounds in anatomically visible places, wear heavy makeup over red facial growths, and chew gum in a repeating mouth-wide-open---mouth-close fashion.
Tammy was the mat mutt captain last year -- before she got pregnant.
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nuts; testicles; gonads
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An ammusing way to agree to a comment. A great way to attract attention to yourself in the strangest manner!
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The name given to sexual acts performed to/with horses (or other equines, including Zebras). Often performed by females, for the pleasur..