What is Mat Mutt?
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A whoreish, high school aged, small town, female cheerleader that "performs" at the end of wrestling mats during a practice or competition. Typically these females carry extra pounds in anatomically visible places, wear heavy makeup over red facial growths, and chew gum in a repeating mouth-wide-open---mouth-close fashion.
Tammy was the mat mutt captain last year -- before she got pregnant.
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On Fat Tuesday a celebration occurs called Mardi Gras. On this day it is also called Mardi Grass...because you get really stoned on this..
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Phrase to signify a joke is not funny.
a: C:dos..
b: run dos run, its' crap, stfu.
See Gumba Gumba..
