What is Mat Mutt?
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A whoreish, high school aged, small town, female cheerleader that "performs" at the end of wrestling mats during a practice or competition. Typically these females carry extra pounds in anatomically visible places, wear heavy makeup over red facial growths, and chew gum in a repeating mouth-wide-open---mouth-close fashion.
Tammy was the mat mutt captain last year -- before she got pregnant.
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Suitable for use when acting like a clueless foreigner. Must be said in funny accent. Bound to be a sitcom catchprase one day.
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See hot diggity dam
Hot diggity damn, look at him shuck those corn, ahuck huck!..
