What is Mat Mutt?
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A whoreish, high school aged, small town, female cheerleader that "performs" at the end of wrestling mats during a practice or competition. Typically these females carry extra pounds in anatomically visible places, wear heavy makeup over red facial growths, and chew gum in a repeating mouth-wide-open---mouth-close fashion.
Tammy was the mat mutt captain last year -- before she got pregnant.
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A big mac from mcdonalds in great britain. highly inferior to US bigmacs, leading most brits to think that mcdonalds is a god awful plac..
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Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
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