What is Matador?
1.
A seldom used technique used in the art of exposing ones genitals to unsuspecting friends, family, or total strangers.
To perform the Matador one must first remove his pants and then drape his coin purse over the front of his boxers. The Matador must then hold his pants in front of his body creating the illusion that they are still on. Once all of the viewers/victims/bulls are looking, the Matador must side step his pants to reveal his testicular fortitude.
Just as Danny caught our attention by yelling OLE, all of us in the room watched in horror as he side stepped his pants and revealed to us the glorious disaster that is, THE MATADOR.
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2.
Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up
Man i was trying to talk to paul about the other day, but he just kept matadoring me
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3.
When a hormonal woman forcibly asserts her monthly menstrual blood sacrifice on the unsuspecting innocent male's genitalia, with the force of a raging bull.The rush of crimson red blood on the male's pubic region constitutes marking her territory during this time of fluctuating hormonal rage...
Yo that woman just matadored all over him...
As the hormonal woman slapped the unsuspecting
man-bitch across his face, she angrily mounted his penis shaft and proceeded toMatador all over him.
You better shut the fuck up or she will
matador all over your blood-stained balls..
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4.
to lose credibility. related to the once superb label outta Jersey that now sucks shit.
Damn, Yep Roc got totally matadored.
5.
A drink that consists of three shots of tequila and a can of Red Bull.
"Sounds like a pretty good bullfight to me!"
Bartender: "What can I get you?"
Me: "A Matador"
