What is Mataei?
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Pronounced "Ma-tay", it is a variation of the Tony Danza where instead of smacking your lover in the head and asking them "whos the boss?", you instead grab their neck and twist it hard to the point of execution and tell them to "say it.....saaaay it....saaaaaaaaaay it". Then you smack her in the head anyway!!
A shining example can be seen at the end of bloodsport where Van Damme subdues his opponent
I go that ho to say Mataei
I Mataeid that babe from last night
I am yet to Mataei my lover
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Straddle your man (lying on his back) and slowly lower yourself onto his pelvis, sliding his penis inside you as you go. But rather than..
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The male sexual organs
Ahhhh he was actin like a cunt so I drop kicked him right up the cockbollocks
See cockbollocks, wonga, dixon of..
