Matarded Edit Meaning

1. The act of wiping your cock clean on the back of the living room curtains. You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled y..

1. When you are playing with your junk- finish- and accidentally cum on yourself. I was laying down in bed and my girlfriend was going dow..

1. Think: man with a tesla coil. Other uses of a hebby: they solder, they build pcs, they have an uncanny knack of putting too many fans i..