Matats

What is Matats?

Acronym for More-Ass-Than-A-Toilet-Seat, meaning, for a guy, a great social-life.

When John asked Phil about his social-life, Phil just responded "MATATS", and John knowing exactly what he meant, just replied, "Way to go, Bro."

See stud, ladies man

Per Hap

1. 1. "Perhaps", for pretentious pseudo-intellectuals who like to flaunt their knowledge of latin. 2. Per chance. "Greetin..

Doing The T-rex

1. puking so extremely loudly as to sound like a T-Rex, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption Sarah: "Where's Jak..

Q-tipping

1. When a man is about to climax (aka bust a nut) and ejaculate after recieving oral sex, he withdrawals his penis from his significant cou..

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