Matayla

What is Matayla?


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matayla's are dangerous creatures that have a love/hate relationship with beans. if ever caught in a firepit with a matayla scamper away! espescially is you are a smooth yet rugged man. when looking for a matayla be sure to pack lots of rancid beef, just the smell of it makes her flip around like a dead cow!but seriously, matayla's are the sweetest people you will ever meet,although they like chasing there siblings around with ketchup, and dirty diapers, she is a nice, funny, and insanly beautiful cool beans friend!!!

omg! you are such a matayla!

damn girl! i wish i was a matayla!

See beans, beef, ketchup, diapers


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