Matchdotcommit

What is Matchdotcommit?

Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)

Jack: "I met this girl on Match"

Troy: "Really, how is it going?"

Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"

Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."

See match, dating, commit, relationship, foreskinaftskin, kidump, dwebonics

Pooak

1. Poop that is on the back. "Whoa Mason! Me, you and Cara partied so hard last night, i think one of the strippers left some pooak ..

Nomg

1. When something is so full of yummy amazingness you can't decide whether to say 'nom' or 'omg'. So nom+omg=nomg..

Zuhälter Von Zuckerwatte

1. German equivalent of "Cotton-Candy Pimp." Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte. See Zeke..

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