Matches Are Free

What is Matches Are Free?

A statement made when an object is of no use or worthless. Can also be used as a derogatory term towards someones possesions.

Mike asked me what I thought of his new car.

I told him Matches Are Free...

See match, awesome, garbage

Hiddyparp

1. A hideous parp, i.e an utterly disgusting fart near or in the vacinity of a nose. "Nanna did a fucking hiddyparp near me and my Un..

Vaginitis Battyee

1. An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior compet..

Juicy Campus

1. A site where university students too afraid of facing the consequences in real life go to: 1.)Be racist. 2.)Talk smack about frats and..

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