Matches Are Free

What is Matches Are Free?

A statement made when an object is of no use or worthless. Can also be used as a derogatory term towards someones possesions.

Mike asked me what I thought of his new car.

I told him Matches Are Free...

See match, awesome, garbage

Ho Ting

1. overzealous spender, known nissan nazi He pulled a Ho Ting! 2. Poor money management and a penchant for dressing poorly. oh man! h..

Shulk

1. the art in which a man sticks a dead rotting wombat in his ass as a ritual for a 6 year olds birthday party "Let me just shulk mys..

Jeans Cock

1. Jeans cock is extremely long, black, hairy, wide, thick, and furry. It extends from Jean Martin all the way to the planet of Pluto. On i..

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