What is Matchplay?
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to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
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The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in ..
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...but far from good. A chick that looks smoking hot from a distance, but when she gets closer you find out she's pretty beat.
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