What is Matchplay?
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to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
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The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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telling someone to fuck off
"shut up"
"why dont you just jam your toast"
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Any garage that specializes in customizing rice rockets.
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(noun)
some sort of disease that makes your feet continuously move and spasm, like they're angry or something.
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