What is Matchplay?
1.
to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
2.
The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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an elongated meaning of bananas meaning uber sweet or wicked awsome
this shit is bananas on bananas on bananas..
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A woman with a very large vagina whose labia resembles large hanging pink curtains.
I was about to have sex with this chick but then I ..