What is Matchplay?
1.
to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
2.
The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.
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Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.
"Man we always get stu..
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a Move Similar to the angry dragon but when performed by two chinese people and they must both be very angry at the time.
"i was w..
