What is Matchplay?
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to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
2.
The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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Going 20+ years without having sex
Simon HP is still on his vaginal protest
See vagina, vaginal, sex, virgin, simon..
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Used for someone who miss all the time when aiming a dustbin with paper or something else.
Can also be used in sexual situations.
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When you stab someone in the ass hole
That fucker destroyed my car, so I gave him the turkish revenge.
See revenge, ass hole, stab, tu..
