What is Matchplay?
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to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
2.
The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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The phrase "to get your balls out" means to pluck up the courage to do something. This can be anything, from riding a ferris w..
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To take an old mans penis in your mouth, and receive gratefully
"Do you want to come to mine and do some moonlight gardening?"..
