What is Matchplay?
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to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
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The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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What Jack was trying to do with Jill when they were going up the hill to get married without their parents' permission.
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Term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an STD. Resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure..
