Matchplay

What is Matchplay?


1.

to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness

Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"

2.

The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.

"I'll make sure that twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."

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