What is Matchplay?
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to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
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The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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When a man wants his girlfriend to bone him with a strap- on.
Cheese is a pretty sick fuck, he's always about joshin' it...
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A combination of a Shithead and a Knucklehead. Too be used when someone is just to far out there to be called either name by it self.
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