What is Matchplay?
1.
to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
2.
The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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25 cent McDonalds hamburgers
"Dude, let's harsh mau on some quatch hambees!"
"Forshnomwhat!"
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Dopes who 'splode themselves in public places. Also known as suicide or homicide bombers.
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