What is Matchplay?
1.
to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
2.
The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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The act of making such poignant odors with your rectal orifice during sexual relations, that your partner or partners(if you are lucky) ..
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To get completely shit-faced by one's self.
I got wicked drunk solo last night and woke up alone in my bath tub with an empty bott..
