What is Matchplay?
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to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness
Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"
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The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.
"I'll make sure that
twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."
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The act of opening up your hand while your fist is inside of either an asshole or a vagina.
man i totally frag grenaded that chick&apos..
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its like dank....but even more extreme
David: I shot a goat today and killed it!
Kevin: Dank.
David: AND I shot it NAKED with my EYES..
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When someone or something sounds so farfetched that it is beyond belief.
"Did you bang that chick?"
"yeah, It was un-fu..