Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

D.g.a.f

1. Abbreviations Meaning Dont give a fuck, my friend steve has it tatoo'd on his lip "Oh u see jonny today, Yeah he D.G.A.F"..

Quick Click

1. When you get pulled over by the police and you realize you don't have your seatbelt on, so you have to click your seatbelt on quick..

Gulker

1. A person ( usually a male but not always ) whom appears to do whatever it takes to win favors from a person in a supervisory position. ..

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Matchsturbating Edit Meaning