Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Jerry Garcia's Revenge

1. An acid flashback, especially when the acid was taken at a jam band music festival. dirtyhippie1: Dude? dirtyhippie1: You still there,..

100 Mile Rule

1. When you are more than 100 miles away from your significant other, you may do whatever you want, including cheat on them Bob hooked up ..

Een

1. a bahamian slang used instead of the word "aint" 1. I een know when she comin home. 2. Y u een get the food boss! 2. Scott..

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