Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Yardape

1. 1. a lazy black person that chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day 2. a Lambda Chi Alpha associate member ..

Turbo Splooge

1. When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into..

Zehaha

1. A laugh, sinister in origin. ZEHAHA nothing can stop darkness See zehaha, blackbeard, ace, laugh, sinister..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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