Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

The Bartoe

1. The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the pla..

Massive Dump

1. A big dump, larger then usual. It takes a while but it all ends well That was one hell of a massive dump I just took..eeww look at that..

Broskeet

1. Your really good friend. A term of endearment. "Yo, what up broskeet?" See homie, brotha, dude, broseff, sucka..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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