Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

O/h

1. Overheads, fixed costs. The costs a business will incur regardless of output. o/h £350,000 pa (per annum) See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Mrs. Mcdirty

1. A married woman who sleeps with a married man just for the extra affection he gives her. Although she wishes she was with him. Mrs. Mc..

Verbal Masterbation

1. v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly. I ..

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