Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Grummel

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3 Minute Rule

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Liaf

1. when someone fails repeatedly and miserably he/she is said to be a liaf. John is such a liaf. He has failed his drivers test 4 times! ..

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