Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Douchemcfagsaucepants

1. They accidently got cum on their pants and still haven't noticed. Hey doucheMCfagsaucepants lawlz at you. See lawl, douche, fag, ..

Sharaerae

1. sharaerae is another name for a stinkyrottenvagina Man her sharaerae was so rancid and rotten you couldn't pay a hooker enough mon..

Jack Dat

1. to steal very qucikly b/c you want it NOW * walking down the street as i see weed ina niggas pocket* *runs & punches niggas in d..

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