Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Omcg

1. A more dramatic version of OMFG. OMCG, I just reenacted the 2girls1cup scenes with my grandmother! See omg, omfg, omgwtfbbq, god, jesu..

Umbricht

1. verb: To hit someone with a door, hard. Marc Umbrichted Bob the other day in the lobby. He got five stitches. See doors, hit, slam, h..

Los Nachos Burritos

1. Used when talkin about a girl who turns you on. When being said, it is required that you gently rub your nipples in a circular manner wi..

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