Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Mumblish

1. The official language of one who speaks in a mumbled tone, usually someone too lazy to speak clearly or loudly enough for others to unde..

Lick Stamp

1. The act of licking one's hand and bitch slapping someone with it. Bitch, take this! *LICK STAMP!*..

Japstick

1. A japstick is a japanese man's penis. "Jackie Chan probably has a japstick, wey hay" See jap, stick, japanese, japstick..

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