Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Coon Boon

1. coon boon > black pussy sean cole went out on the hunt for coon boon last night stupid retarded faggot! what an uphill gardener ..

Ipoded

1. A rely rely good song worthy of ipoding Ben: Hey i rely like that song its so good. Amie: Yep its been ipoded See ipod, music, mp3s, ..

Allah Damn It!

1. used my muslims as a replacement to saying "god damn it" by christians Christian person: Hahaha! I owned you at Call of Duty ..

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