Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Dbs

1. Dirty Butt Sex 2. i.e. dumb bitch syndrome. Usually DBS sufferers have feelings of love for actual pieces of shit and/or assholes, bel..

Lelia

1. a person who looks nice on the outside buts naughty on the inside a leperchaun 2. A 'Lelia' is a stark violation of a male&..

Khaki-smack

1. when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone. Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match! See smack, khaki, shit,..

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