Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Reeno

1. 1,(noth England) A word to replace any other word. 2, Pot. 1,"I'll just get the thing, er, the reeno, you know what i mean..

Net Flu

1. An illness that can be contracted by perlongled usage, physical contact, or fornication with the internet. Frank had to be neutered to ..

Pejangle

1. When you're all tangled up in sheets, clothes, or someone else. The sheets are all twisted around me. I'm in a pejangle. See..

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