Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Handle The Shit

1. A game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of shi..

Reaches Rock

1. v. to achieve an erection "I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours r..

Eproiamds

1. (n) anything of or relating to or contains components of X (adj) made up, synthetic due to the creativity of X arbocus does eproiamds ..

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