Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Brattie

1. someone who is concieted, full of themself, or has a really big head. Joe was being so brattie today, once he found out the hott new gi..

Just Plain Fucked

1. prarherererer! ... or in other words the state of being screweddddd!!!!!!1!!1!!1one! elohel lawl maggie: yer just plain fucked ramse..

Niggajuggaball

1. A Halo 3Oddball game variant. The ball carrier is black, can jump like Michael Jordan in Space Jam and screams expletives into the micro..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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