Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Emetophobic

1. the fear of vomiting. The girl wanted to resort to belemia to lose weight, but she was emetophobic. See phobia, barf, fear, puke, ralp..

Jewbin

1. A man of Cuban decent, and jewish decent all in the same package. That god damn Jewbin kept trying to borrow money to by himself a boat..

Universadise

1. My university. Heaven. So, you still liking Universadise?..

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