Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Henry Healthy Scratch

1. a hockey word which is used to define the kid on the team who never dresses. he is usually the worst on the team. this poor guy is consi..

Lame Arse

1. Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame. Also pronounced lame ass, in America. "Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bat..

Confuck

1. candy bar. holy jeez, betty. im sure hankering for a CONFUCK right about now...

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