Matchsturbating

What is Matchsturbating?

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

See match, masturbating, fire, sex, handjob

Crab Nest

1. To mimic a pincher of a crab then firmly grasp another male's genitals unexpectedly. Johnny ran up to the other male student, and ..

Focis

1. Stands for "fall off chair in shock", related to loland pmpl. Random: Damen isnt gay! KraiZ: Focis! Random: Oh my bad, wron..

Vaginaut

1. Like an astronaut... But for vaginas The vaginaut likes to explore deep space (in between ladies legs)...

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