What is Matchu?
1.
A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".
Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!
John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there
Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.
John: Oh. Blame Matchu.
See
Random Words:
1.
You are having sex with a girl and you pull out too earl and make a mess of things
He got it all over her stomac when he went all Messy..