What is Matchu?
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A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".
Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!
John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there
Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.
John: Oh. Blame Matchu.
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A firm gluteus maximus.
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usually spoken by gays or homosexuals meaning that they have a foreign object in their ass
Dude, yesterday I got ups in my day-z's..