Matchu

What is Matchu?

A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".

Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!

John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there

Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.

John: Oh. Blame Matchu.

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Kemmet

1. total duecher one who embraces life by the duech god cody is such kemmet he just loves to be a duech at least hes not as bad as josh ..

Breakfast Burrito

1. When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets. Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night. See john..

Qwt

1. A widely used acronym for "Quit with that". Can also be lengthened to QWTS "Quit with that shit". Used in chat rooms..

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