Matchu

What is Matchu?

A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".

Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!

John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there

Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.

John: Oh. Blame Matchu.

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