Matchu

What is Matchu?

A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".

Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!

John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there

Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.

John: Oh. Blame Matchu.

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Semf

1. Slant Eyed Mother Fucker. I bet I could blind fold that SEMF with floss. See jap, chink, gook, chinese, japanese, vietnamese, asian, o..

Zach Off

1. someone who is a total jack off yet still retains the ability to look cool doing it; the act of zaching off Zach: Good lawd them sum bi..

Breastmatized

1. To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or pr..

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