Matchu

What is Matchu?

A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".

Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!

John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there

Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.

John: Oh. Blame Matchu.

See G

Ex-facebeau

1. An ex-boyfriend who becomes friends with you on Facebook hoping to get into your pants again. My husband is so pissed, Eddie, my ex-fac..

Fung Dart

1. Drippy dick; fungus pecker, Sexual leper, corraded dipstick, rusty rooster Side effects maybe: Long exposure to hot water, outer bark w..

Blored

1. A cross between bored and lazy. Used mainly over the weekends. Jessica- Hey. Adrianna- What's up? Jessica- Nothing much, just be..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Matchu Edit Meaning