Matchu

What is Matchu?

A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".

Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!

John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there

Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.

John: Oh. Blame Matchu.

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Toe

1. vagina (short for camel toe) See Big Steve 2. (v.) to sexually please a female with your toe... just the big one... I've been f..

Eryieck

1. this word means a very gay homo that hide his sexuality and chokes on big dick!! eryieck : a fagot at cajon See gay, homosexual, bis..

Fish Jump

1. When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww I was shittin last night and..

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