What is Matchu?
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A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".
Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!
John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there
Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.
John: Oh. Blame Matchu.
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a person of epic looserish status
Wow my sister is a total jenk idiot!
See loser, idiot, moron, spaz, geek..
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A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.
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