What is Mateja?
1.
The person you blame when you are caught doing something bad. Mateja should usually be blamed for pretty much any event that can't be explained.
Teacher : Alright! Who threw that pencil at me?
Student: It was Mateja!
Example #2:
Man: If there's something strange and it don't look good... who you gonna call?
Kid: Mateja?
See blame , mystery , chuck norris , tony danza
2.
Mateja is often named a woman, who is sexualy unattractive and not so smart.
A)Why don't you wanna go out with me?
B)Because your such a mateja!
See noun , person , woman , jerk
Teacher : Alright! Who threw that pencil at me?
Student: It was Mateja!
Example #2:
Man: If there's something strange and it don't look good... who you gonna call?
Kid: Mateja?
Mateja is often named a woman, who is sexualy unattractive and not so smart.
A)Why don't you wanna go out with me?
B)Because your such a mateja!
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When one has a sudden insight into reality, or the meaning of life, whilst taking a poop.
Guys, I was sitting on the toilet, and realiz..
