Mateja

What is Mateja?


1.

The person you blame when you are caught doing something bad. Mateja should usually be blamed for pretty much any event that can't be explained.

Teacher : Alright! Who threw that pencil at me?

Student: It was Mateja!

Example #2:

Man: If there's something strange and it don't look good... who you gonna call?

Kid: Mateja?

See blame, mystery, chuck norris, tony danza

2.

Mateja is often named a woman, who is sexualy unattractive and not so smart.

A)Why don't you wanna go out with me?

B)Because your such a mateja!

See noun, person, woman, jerk


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