Matenis

What is Matenis?

a mythical creature that lives in the northwoods of wisconsin, it is simply an enormous walking penis that eats people.

Campers:

"Did you hear that!?!?"

"Shhh!!, it could be the Matenis coming for us"

See wisconsin, beast

I Got Yarn

1. pretty much translates into let's have sex. someone said i got yarn to me so we had sex See sex, come on..

I Am Abomination

1. A band full of overweight cocky assholes who do nothing but self-promote on myspace and smoke weed. Dude, the singer of I am abominatio..

Jacksoning Off

1. To eat while masturbating; only a task an extreme multi-tasker can accomplish efficiently. Ayo Bansain, I don't appreciate the fac..

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