Matenis

What is Matenis?


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a mythical creature that lives in the northwoods of wisconsin, it is simply an enormous walking penis that eats people.

Campers:

"Did you hear that!?!?"

"Shhh!!, it could be the Matenis coming for us"

See wisconsin, beast


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