Matenis

What is Matenis?


1.

a mythical creature that lives in the northwoods of wisconsin, it is simply an enormous walking penis that eats people.

Campers:

"Did you hear that!?!?"

"Shhh!!, it could be the Matenis coming for us"

See wisconsin, beast


12

Random Words:

1. The recdneck way to say Alchohol. Hey, betty Joe Bob Sue Mcgiggens, Whers me alkeehol?..
1. One with large and nice a lushous buttocks Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm buttocks!..
1. Liquid sunshine that has been bottled and stuck in a dark closet to age until it mellows enough to be palatable. "That quorpencett..