Matenis

What is Matenis?

a mythical creature that lives in the northwoods of wisconsin, it is simply an enormous walking penis that eats people.

Campers:

"Did you hear that!?!?"

"Shhh!!, it could be the Matenis coming for us"

See wisconsin, beast

Pregnant Nun

1. When you are having sex and you realize the condom broke. Smother her with a black scarf and hope to god she doesn't live. Shit ma..

Plate Drop

1. When one partner applies plastic wrap over their face and the other proceeds to take a shit on their face! Hungry??? How about a plate ..

Jet Set

1. Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous ..

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