Matenis

What is Matenis?

a mythical creature that lives in the northwoods of wisconsin, it is simply an enormous walking penis that eats people.

Campers:

"Did you hear that!?!?"

"Shhh!!, it could be the Matenis coming for us"

See wisconsin, beast

Bitch Browsing

1. looking for potential hookups at bars, clubs, etc. while you're between relationships. 1. Dan just got dumped by his girlfriend so..

Hawaiian Suprise

1. Ejaculating in another person's ass hole and having them fart the semen back into your face. Get me a towel! I just got Hawaiian ..

Restroom Randy

1. A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet ..

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