Mateo Pobre

What is Mateo Pobre?

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To be the ultimate porn star ever...the guy with the greatest cock and the ability to control every woman he sets his eyes on..

Did you see that guy go over to that chick at the bar? He just pulled a Mateo Pobre on her!

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