What is Material?
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based on the 1980s song '
guy 1: so i bought this really hot car.. it'll keep me happy for a week or so.
guy 2: dude you're so material .
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2.
Something people use to help them come down faster when they're masturbating.
Almost always porn or sexually related things.
'I can't masturbate without material anymore because pornography has ruined my imagination".
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Random Words:
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..