Material

What is Material?


1.

a adjectiveused to describe someone who relies on objects to bring them happiness.

based on the 1980s song 'Material Girl' by Madonna

alternative adjective: materialistic

guy 1: so i bought this really hot car.. it'll keep me happy for a week or so.

guy 2: dude you're so material .

See material girl, madonna, greedy, materialistic

2.

Something people use to help them come down faster when they're masturbating.

Almost always porn or sexually related things.

'I can't masturbate without material anymore because pornography has ruined my imagination".

See jack off, beat off, masturbate, porn, pr0n, dislikement


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