Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Bats Over Mine

1. When you are completely and utterly owned at a computer game because your opponent abused an imbalance. From Warcraft III's beta ve..

Blumpkee

1. To be on the receiving end of a burning blumpkin. I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni See head, fac..

1337bbq

1. an online bbq or a very k0ol 0n3 usually used as just random filler online d0od c0m3 t00 m3h 1337bbq VVe h4d $k3vv3r3d cat at m3h 133..

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