Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

That's Creep

1. wrong; meaning that was no cool to do Person1- (trips random person) Person2- Man that's creep! See mean, wrong, douche, no way,..

Hot As Tits

1. being uncomfortably hot, usually in a situation where there are many people in one room damn, it's hot as tits in here. See hot, ..

Zouse

1. A verb meaning "to whack someone on the back of the head". The word comes from the book titled *"When I'm Dead All ..

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