Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Big Boat Jizzy

1. The stuff that spurts from the cock of sailors on large racing yachts I gave that slut a load of big boat jizzy last night Your a wank..

Vollue

1. For the meaning of the word "vollue", buy a copy of Squornshellous Swamptalk at any remaindered bookshop, or alternat..

Zombie Mask

1. Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel. Jimmy gave Jane a hid..

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