Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

I Wanna Vaccuum

1. if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you" Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum. Person 2: ..

Roberto Clemente

1. One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 ..

Yardly

1. An intentional mis-spelling of the internet phrase "ya rly" for amusement, aka "the lulz" Ian says: a Rock Star cos..

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