Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Kiltosterone

1. (noun) See kiltman. The strength of character and pure, manly confidence a man must have to walk around in a kilt. Mel Gibson must hav..

Ross-dresser

1. Someone who wears obviously cheap clothing from stores like Ross or Target. Ewww look at her outfit. She is such a Ross-Dresser. See ..

W.i.c.k.

1. Everything you need before you leave the house... Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys. He knew he had everything he needed after a quick..

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