Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Get Your Grown Man On

1. To get busy with your lady i.e. to have sexual intercourse but call it something much more manly. I'm bout to get my grown man on...

Disco Darren

1. Disco Darren is a well known internet persona (off a famous Liverpool FC fans' website). Disco Darren is notorious for driving a mi..

Keyboard Smegma

1. The food particules, skin flakes, and dust that accumulates in the crevices between your keys on your keyboard and rots. Later, you can ..

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