Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Ian O'shea

1. The hottest non-wormaphobe ever!!! Jared Howe's rival in Stephenie Meyer's "The Host". He falls in love with Wanda, ..

Big Bull And A Hardytad

1. bull shit "That sounds like a big bull and a hardytad!" See shit, bs, bullshit..

Euro-weenie

1. Typically a resident of continental Western Europe. Characteristics are smugness, arrogance, and cowardice. Given to excessive envy and ..

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