Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Anti-chavvy 3000

1. car protection devices designed with the sole purpose of destroying the genitalia of any godamm thieving batsards who happen to come to ..

Quaif

1. The expulsion of air from the vagina. A pussy fart. " F'd my girlfriend so hard, she quaifed for a week. See Gomez 2. A q..

Unmundane

1. not normal that tree is unmundane its purple See un, mun, dane, normal, unmundane..

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