Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Ello My Luvur!

1. A greeting used in Rural England. Mainly in the North East(It's actually spelled North-East, but residents are too fuckwitted to hy..

Penitat

1. Tattoo on or around the penis. I think it would hurt to get a penitat. See weener, tattoo, ink, hurt, balls..

Tacoface

1. Something you call someone when you're hungary and see their face and the first thing that come to your mind is a TACO "oh my..

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