Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Tifosi3

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Daniel Tosh

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Seppukkake

1. A portmanteau of the words "seppuku" and " bukkake" meaning the act of ritualsuicide by facial. The seppukkake is p..

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