Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Cronge

1. The act of sneaking and lurking behind the scenes. The person lurking or 'The Cronge' then immerges from the dark somewhat exp..

Internet Bitch

1. A person who lives a miserable life in school and goes home and cries and then tries to act tough on the internet, or complains on the i..

Counselor

1. someone who knows all the right things to say, who want to know how you're "really" feeling. "i think i would know,..

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