Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Hunt And Peck

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Qwimp

1. Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble. "Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp." See queer, f..

Canadian Log Jammer

1. When one party deficates onto another partie's anus,(while being held open) then proceeds to have anal sex with that party. Man my..

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