Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Rhino Fuck

1. when you take your knee and ram it towards their tailbone. it causes serious pain and is really amusing. I was standing behind David in..

Long Pork

1. The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market. "Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day." See longpork,..

Jim Adkins

1. Lead singer/guitarist of Jimmy Eat World. Also happens to write songs that own. A: Dude I love Jimmy eat world. What's the lead ..

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