Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Jirley Sauce

1. The product of excessive friction of a questionable nature. This product is kin to mayonnaise in texture and color. See mayonnaise Th..

Bro-hammered

1. Being an actual guest for a phone segment and/or calling in, getting on air & staying on with the host for an entire segment altho..

M4z3

1. One of low morals. A sexual deviant devoid of any social graces. See also twat and fuckwit Oh ffs Sammy stop being like m4z3..

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