Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Emmerich Maneuver

1. 1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be neede..

Happy Panda

1. A attractive Asian girl. It is to be called out when you see a cute asian girl. (as an attactive asian woman walks by) HAPPY PANDA!!..

Doubting Thomas

1. This is based on the Biblical New Testament story where Thomas, one of the apostles of Christ, refused to believe that Jesus had risen f..

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