Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Eugenia

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Dogs Pants

1. A euphemism coolest thing to ever grace this great wonderful and worthwhile universe. Owen is the dogs pants. See animal, dog, pants, ..

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