Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Zypur

1. An online communinity consisting of trolls and other weird yet interesting people. Jesus Fuck; its zypur. See jesus fuck, jesus, fuck,..

Almighty Tallest

1. The two aliens in Invader Zim who are head of the Irken Empire. They are called this because they are the tallest of the Irkens. The Al..

Thirty-seven Pence

1. Amount of money a stranger, almost always a second-rate excuse for humanity, will ask to "borrow" (as if they would pay it bac..

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