Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Iron Hitler

1. An Iron Hitler starts out like a regular Hitler - by smearing shit under a sleeping or passed out persons nose and making a moustache. ..

Zypher Hand

1. When you take your hand and fart on it, then putting it in someones mouth as a practical joke. I gave my friend a zypher hand and he ne..

Indulge

1. Used by the marijuana community as a way to descreetly describe smoking marijuana. "I need to go home and indulge before i even th..

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