Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

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Oltri

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Kelf

1. v. A contraction for Kill Yourself. Developed by Varient. Often combined with STFU! Varient: You stupid noob, just KELF and STFU! Se..

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