Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Horrotica

1. Porn that will give you a boner but make you too terrified to do anything about it. Garth: Hey wanna watch my new porno? Dean: Sure. ..

Radke

1. vrb. To cheat on your fairly attractive girlfriend with a woman significantly older than both of you and that isn't even very prett..

W.o.b.

1. Whore Of the Band Girl (an unknowingly wob): I'm dating Greg now Bandee: Wow! Really? But weren't you with Damian yesterday?..

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