Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Cannoned

1. Verbally shut down, counterpointed by overwhelming evidence, or just zingedbadly. You got NO neck, ya house got NO ceiling, you eat chi..

Orvallution

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Zurilicious

1. Describes anything when another word can not be found. Can mean awesome, absolutely horrible or anything inbetween. You're shirt i..

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