Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Jerking The Gerkin

1. To masturbate, or jerk off Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin. See jerk off, masturbate, slap, jerking, gerkin..

Alicia Pie

1. An A-face-P, with a huge ass. I mean, her ass...it's huge. She likes to say the same word twice before hanging up on the phone. Her..

Zeits

1. verb acquiring energy, charging often used in reference to video games Samus was fully zeitsed and d-bagged everyone else from the ot..

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