Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Immodium Challenge

1. A situation in which without taking Immodium, you will almost certainly shit yourself. Examples include situations of fear, embarrassme..

Hanukwanzmas

1. Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it&ap..

Jimmy Sack

1. N. Another word for "a condom". Used to cover the jimmy (penis) and protect one from having sex. "Today i bought a jimmy..

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