Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Ribbon-patriot

1. Folks who decorate their cars with every magnetic ribbon they can buy in a gas station. One is never enough.... The parking lot is fil..

Zombafuck

1. When a bitch kills you and you come back from the dead and fuck her for vengeance. I zombafucked Jessica Alba after she shot me for ref..

Ctya

1. Abbreviation for Calmer Than You Are (CTYA). A definitive way to end a debate. The most likely origin is from the character Walter Sobc..

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