Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Ashbir

1. One who butt sexes men. Look at that Ashbir go on that Henry boy! See ashbir, ash, henry, boy..

Kittout

1. A baby cat that is born outside instead of inside Happy is my cousin's kitten because he was born inside. Bonkers is a kittout be..

Hookward

1. adj. describing a hook-up that's suddenly (or not so suddenly) gotten very awkward. This doesn't have to be during the hook-up..

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