Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Shmatka

1. Shmatka is a Bulgarian term for somebody who is clumsy or gyzoryk(his hand are in his ass). "Shmatka zaspala" - Wake up clums..

Nonlinear Catastrophic Structural Exasperation

1. The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state. Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERIN..

Cellphone Culture

1. noun. Cellphone culture is a term used to describe the neurotic fixation with the cellphone in many countries. It describes the manner..

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