Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Jackmurrelling

1. The act of taking a turd in a sexual partner's mouth, then vigorously face-humping them in order that the turd will be forced down ..

Boxzap

1. the act of authorizing a cable box to connect with the customers curent cable service Josh-"Oop, Another BOXZAP" Katie-"..

Faux Burns

1. When someone has grown their hair in a way that looks like pretty long side burns, but isn't actually side burns. Popular among les..

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