Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Nrgize

1. Characteristic of someone who must be on speed, or really high on life. Someone who is off the wall, or needing ritalin is nrgize. See..

Orkut

1. The name of a dubiously popular friendster-like service being funded by Google. While its purpose for existance isn't exactly known..

Ohmibod

1. A revelation combining Sexual Foreplay and the Presient iPod Device. see iPod It is basically a womens or (gay man's) vibrator. Th..

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