Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Shoomit

1. A person who suffers from extreme migitism but compensates for that through their amazing mathematical capabilities. Shoomits get angry..

Ear Plug

1. a type of jewellery worn on the earlobes. Can be worn after the piercing is stretched with a taperand often have a hole through the midd..

What's Goin Up?

1. This is a combination of "what's goin on?" and "what's up?". I said this accidently the first time I talke..

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