Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Jiggling Mushroom

1. An overweight person who wears too tight a pair of jeans and shirt, giving them the appearance of a mushroom top. While they walk, they ..

Inky Dinky

1. the inferior, East Coast form of the song "Itsy Bitsy Spider" Jim: The inky dinky spider crawled up the... Bobby: No man! I..

Hair Job

1. A hand job given by a female with long, soft hair. The female drapes her long silky hair around the males erection and proceeds with a ..

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