Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

I Am The

1. The phrase that is strapped on to a word to show that you are the supreme best at whatever it is you use this with 1. I am the pwns 2...

Teriffic

1. A misspelling of "terrific". Person A: Dude, I'm a teriffic speler! Person B: More like a horrific speller. Person A: ..

Reggie Roby

1. Reggie Roby was an All-American punter at the University of Iowa and the Miami Dolphins. He was so good in fact, that he often outpunte..

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