Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Hashmeer

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Hide Your Boner

1. A command meaning chill out or calm down. "DUDE!!! THAT MOVIE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!! IT CHANGED MY LIFE!! OMGOMGOMGOMG" &qu..

Kabila

1. A Russian word for a female horse, often used to refer to fat and/or ugly chicks. Emphasis may be placed on the pronunciation to make it..

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