Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Old Baldy

1. A derogatory term used to describe an older bald-headed man (i.e. a father, professor or boss) that is obstinate or settled in his way o..

Rad

1. An abbreviation of 'radical'--a term made popular by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Still primarily used by people on the ..

Roflomg

1. Rolling On Floor Laughing, Oh My God (laughing and being astonished at the same exact moment) - I pwned you. - ROFLOMG! See rofl, omg..

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