Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Mental Bakedown

1. handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by ..

Goiter Chop

1. When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front..

Unie

1. uniformed police officer pronounced: ooh-nee Two unies came by today looking for you. I told them nothing...

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