Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Carpenterly

1. To have skills that would do one well as a carpenter but ya i wouldn't make that too much effort and i'm not carpenterly-incl..

Just Playing Through

1. If two people are having sex in a room (and the room must have two doors to get in and out of), a group of people adorned in golf attire..

Haito

1. Used as a noun instead of 'wanker' or verb to depict male masturbation. Can also be used as a euphomism for the ejaculation of..

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