Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Uncle Fucker

1. funny as fuck song by terrence and phillip shut your fucking face uncle fucker your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker your an uncle..

Dreamsicle

1. When a man concentrates on a vivid imagination or 'daydreams' about a celebrity or person he knows performing oral sex on him ..

Hawthorn

1. Worthy AFL team, based in Melbourne. We're a happy team at Hawthorn See football, melbourne, afl, hawks, footy..

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