Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Vanity Floss

1. Using dental floss to clean only the teeth people can see when you smile. All I had time for this morning was a vanity floss. I'l..

Florn

1. a high-ranking official with no balls Ari Fleischer was a total florn! 2. means retarded but happy. When someone is slightly mental....

Yahoudi

1. Arab-Anglicism for the word Jew. What's with everyone wearing Yahoudi scarves. See jew, jg, ppj, cheap, stiff..

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