Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Fadge-stratching

1. A minted bit of pussy which is fair ragable Get your fat fadge out you dirty rutter! 2. Combines with the noun fadge to describe a va..

Jenk Idiot

1. a person of epic looserish status Wow my sister is a total jenk idiot! See loser, idiot, moron, spaz, geek..

Doing A Helen

1. pissing in a stairwell "she got so drunk she stood in the stairwell and peed down her trousers"..

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