Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Jewish Brillo

1. Frizzy or kinky hair on a Jewish head (both genders). The Jewish equivalent of an Afro. That's quite a mane of Jewish brillo he&..

Nermo

1. This is a nerd whom acts normal offline. It is often noted the people they associate with are not aware of their advanced knowledge of t..

The Albanian Terrorist

1. Sticking a cell phone in someones ass sideways then sending the phone threatening text messages. Jeff either has sand in his vagina or ..

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