Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

If Sandwich

1. Its when the "if" used in a sentence is unrealistic to happen I dunno, that's a pretty big if sandwich See if, unrealis..

Duchie

1. a little duche! that little kid is a duchie! See duche, duchebag, yummy, sick..

C-ride

1. Really means "clipped-Ride" or stolen car. gunna get a C-ride tonight?..

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