Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Queef Card

1. A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and..

Zim

1. The main character from the cartoon series "Invader Zim" a.k.a. the best cartoon ever. "Zim!!! DON'T USE THE TIME M..

Amy Nelson

1. what a babe ;) shes just awesome! a really good friend, and a amazing moshhhheeerrrr (H) everyone loves her to pieces :D amy nelson ..

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