Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Upstream From The Herd

1. Someone original. As opposed to downstream from the herd, which is someone stupid and likely to be drinking water infested with pee or..

Queerberry

1. A man that smells too fruity and flowery. Also: Has used too much man-whore spray. Too much Axe, Tag, or Curve for Men. Did you smell G..

Koobietalk

1. Foolish or meaningless words or actions. e.g. nonsense. That broad is just spouting off koobietalk...

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