Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Hongkongite

1. A person living in Hong Kong. John is a hongkongite.He lives in Hong Kong. See hongkonger, hongkongite..

Adshafted

1. to attempt to circumvent international trade laws and end up getting screwed. Adam tried to take a shortcut around customs and got adsh..

Tube Surfing

1. When you ride the tube (The Underground) by standing in the aisle and and balancing without holding on for the purpose of fun and laughs..

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