Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Jock Sway

1. When one tries to fart while drunk and accidently shits the strides thus resulting in a gentle "jock sway" when he or she make..

Heartpillowface

1. a phrase created by two hotties that means "i love you" charlotte heartpillowface's jenny :) See charlotte, jenny, hear..

Eniggma

1. a nigger that is puzzling Damn, that fucking stupid ass nigger is sure hard to figure out. I would say he is an eniggma. See shifty ni..

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