Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Italian Club

1. When a heterosexual male sneaks up behind a guy and smacks him on the back of the head with his exposed penis. Extra points if he hits ..

Quanus

1. The combination of two words;-queer, and -anus. Getting pounded in the ass by the same sex. You now have a Quanus. Congradulations 1. ..

Krez

1. A Polish-Italian jackbag with a penchant for entrepreneurialism. Bill Gates is like a rich man's Krez. 2. A play on words of sor..

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