Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Hedgerow Grumble

1. British schoolboy term for a stash of pornfound under a hedgerow. It is an ancient custom in Britain that once a jazz mag has come to th..

Zrrf

1. An onomatopoeia which describes the sound made by an arrow as it is shot either into someone or right next to them. Golfer 1: "FOU..

Uniral

1. (n) A Mispronunciation of bewildering stupidity Bush's "nuclear" into "nukeler" Bush: "We are a 'nu..

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