Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Eyci

1. THE GAYEST SCHOOL EVER... save youself dont go, its to late for me they have uniforms and the place is crawling with ginos :| See narg..

Long-distance Relationship

1. A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romant..

Zim Hosein

1. The resident salad tosser on ATOT. He slyly uses the :beer; emoticon as a veiled attempt to lick your ass. Zim: :beer; Me: This is my ..

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