Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

The Chef Of Love

1. A mythical creature, thought to reside somewhere in Northern England, he runs the legendary Kitchen of Passion, where all you need for a..

Better Than Pie

1. Pussyis better than pie. :^D See urban pervert 2. Jammo Jammo is better than pie..

W.w.s.l.j.d

1. what would Samuel L. Jackson do? guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D? guy 2: he would kick ass and..

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