Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Nigger Bug

1. Insect, closely related to mosquitoes (if not one in the same) "You should see these red mosquito bites. Fuckin bugs stealing my ..

D'aw

1. It's like saying "aw", only you start out with your mouth closed, so it comes out as "d'aw". It's not..

Parsonsed

1. When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth. Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley. ..

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