Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Zune Tune

1. A song that is heard three times and then disappears forever. After Zune, a music player pwned by consumer-antagonistic DRM, that allows..

Double Barrel

1. Having two barrels mounted side by side: a double-barreled shotgun. Man, I got my double barrel twelve and fucked that guy's face ..

Creeon

1. A synonym for fucktard. Someone who just stinks at life. Ninja: "ugh, look at Creeon, he's being a fucktard again" Pimp..

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