Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Faffery

1. Slow progress, beating around the bush. Generally wasting time. 'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.' See ..

Floorkindorkinshnizzlepoo

1. A word made up out of necessity to keep the bloodthirsty nations out of connection with the under ground pie world. Quite literally mean..

Pseudo Suicidal

1. Someone who wants the attention of one who has committed suicide, only without actually dying. These people often "attempt" su..

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