Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Sonny Bags

1. its what you say when you act retarded sonny bags! *laugh for 5 minutes* See sonny, bags, funny, larry, laugh, sonny bags..

3 Dressed Up As A 9

1. on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine. "Well you can sa..

One Eared Dog

1. A loser with no social skills , an underachiever that,s going nowhere. a person thats so fucked up there is no help now or ever.A person..

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