Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Cos Emek

1. Your mother pussy (Used as an insult to another party of your choice) "Cos emek, ass monkey!"..

Zombie Eyes

1. When an African American or Hispanic wears colored contact lenses in an attempt to make their brown eyes blue. The result is an unatural..

Eno Dlo

1. Old slang word used by market workers - a ways of saying the phrase "old one" but without anyone noticing. hey hey... theres..

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