Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Who's Fucking The Cat?

1. A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?' "Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah&quo..

Queer Muffin

1. this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product&..

Jaems

1. the machine among machines, The unstopable force. Don't get too close to Jaems son, he'll pumble you like the machine he is...

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