Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

James Hird

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Pheq

1. sexy bitch. your dad. See G 2. He touched me on my swimsuit area. I didn't mind cause he gave me a jolly rancher after playing..

Kaiser Permanente

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