Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Stankness

1. Grumpy, bitchy attitude or disposition. Most commonly exhibited by females who work long hours in close proximity. Often alienates and c..

W.a.g

1. A wife or girlfriend of a footballer. Wifes.And.Girlfriends. Man#1: Dude, Check Out Victoria Beckham! Man#2: Man, She Is One Hot W.A...

Mississippi Hickey

1. During a rape, the rapist bites a chunk of skin out of the victim's cheek. The bleeding red wound is known as a "mississippi ..

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