Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

It Needs The Umlaut

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Butchie Banana

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Mincrease

1. 1) To increase something by the smallest possible increment/margin. 2) To make a small adjustment "Damn, this sweet potato pie wi..

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