Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Rejenavized

1. To feel rejuvinated and energized at the same time.When you feel too drunk to say 2words. Omg..i was soo hung over this morning but now..

7 Foot Joke

1. When a 7 foot center isn't rebounding or dunking the ball. OMJC, did you see game 1 of the conference semi-finals? Dirk Nowitzki w..

Crapshit

1. crap, with shit added WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit See Paul 2. Exclamation of surprise, especially dismay or other non-favora..

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