Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

On The Go

1. newfoundland slang: 1)a current happening, an event taking place (an alternative to 'what up, yo?') 2)a sexual engagement ..

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1. the cleft-palate smiley emoticon I wish these reconstructive surgeons would get here so I can change my emoticon. :{)..

Lovepuff

1. When a person farts under the covers and holds the blanket down so the bodily gases do not escape. When it has reached its peak of stink..

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