Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

I'm Allergic To Bullshit

1. just another way to say that you don't believe what someone says. came from a line in "I,Robot". 1: I did that hot girl..

Don The Clart

1. When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift origi..

Ohmybeejezuz!

1. It's a more shocked way to say "OMG!" It adds more... phzazz to it. You've just found out your adopted, and you rea..

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