Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Unemployment

1. the act of setting ones self free, by taking your hard earned tax dollars back from the State. i.e. Boobs, Dubes & Tubes Step into ..

Khross

1. To make an assumption with supreme confidence even though it is wrong. If you live in Pa and I know Allentown is in Pa then you must li..

Light Trick

1. A common reference to a device used for lighting a cigarette etc. ie ligher or matches. It is used particularly when expressing the need..

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