Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

Laboni

1. A slang term referring to a promiscuous female. Also meaning slut. A manipulative deceptive female using conning methods to achieve goal..

Killed A Badger

1. To pass gas or or other wise shit your pants. To clear a room or vechile. To end a dive suddenly. Smells like he killed a badger. H..

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