Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Etheopian Chicken

1. the chickens in etheopia that have no feathers and run around causing riots for the hungry swamp ninjas; The fastest fuckers alive.; A..

Ylm

1. acronym for You Love Me Cody: ILY!!! Sasha: YLM?!?! See love, hate, ily, ihy, ylm 2. you love me Me: Fucker Tia: ylm See love, y..

Mahvash

1. An ugly ass permanently filled creature with puss and whorelike substances. The pubic hair surrounding the entire anus region and vagina..

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