Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Egg On My Face

1. Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking ..

Irfangova

1. Stuttering fool or dumb My friend washed his car with the top down cause he's an Irfangova See gova, irf, irfan..

Erbical

1. A group of crazy girls that know that they are crazy but still act crazy just to get a few laughs out of life. Three girls walking one..

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