Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Cooze

1. (n.) A cooze is a superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that t..

Poorgeois

1. The exact opposite of a bourgeois (middle to upper class). A system in which people strive to be respectably poor looking. Buy clothes t..

Sunspanked

1. A bad sunburn. The result of overexposure to harmful UV rays while playing under the sun. She was sunspanked yesterday while at the be..

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