Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Not The Cheat

1. The guy from 21 Jump Street. Not The Cheat. Not The Cheat...

Ladyboys The Matinee

1. Mildly tourettic term used by men in Carlisle, to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance. Sometimes simply 'ladybo..

Tea Shot

1. To ejaculate tea over someone's face, to prove it's not coffee. Bob: Here comes the tea shot! Biker: Ueaguh! I prefer hot co..

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