Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Bitch Bop

1. The act of two or more girls (generally in a circle if there are more than two) taking turns beating the shit out of a guy in the middle..

No Tits

1. The ultimate dare from which a woman cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stup..

Facial Nappy

1. A contraption used to absorb faecal matter excreted via the mouth i.e. verbal diarrhoea. Often prescribed to people who have little to n..

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