Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Cripes

1. Used to express annoyance, anger, or dismay. An alteration of "Christ." Cripes! I forgot my bloody dagger in the church! 2...

Hotsington

1. Nickname for an extremely attractive English teacher that pretty much everyone would have the "hots" for if they laid eyes on ..

Kazaps

1. n. A kazap is a drug derived from an animal known as a 'sand cat' native to the Asia Minor and North African desert regions. ..

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