Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Vince Carter

1. An athletic freak who can jump out of the gym 1. Vince Carter got up so high when he dunked on that French chump in the 2000 Olympics V..

/11

1. Its all good, Sign of improvement, /2 hey ive had a bit of a rough time lately but things are looking up, /11 See good, its, all, ohhh..

Clammy Mcstevens

1. This is a term used to a being whos hands are clammy but no moisture. When clammy your hands tend to feel like a smooth rubbery surface...

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