Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Lecritimate

1. A corruption of the word legitimate. Often used by small nerdy Japanese boys who spend half their day playing wow. When used in the vic..

Tom Fletcher

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Zotos

1. Zotos is the camera toting videographer for the town of Southbridge. Credits to Zotos’ filmography include, Southbridge Town Council Me..

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