Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Mueit

1. A word that can be used as a form of greeting to close friends. Although it is considered a spontaneous outburst, the word can also expr..

Gutty Putty

1. when u pull out right before you blow and pass out only to wake up with dried splooge on your lower abdomen. Guy 1: This chick was ridi..

Vampire Knight

1. A recent vampire anime consisting characters named Kuran Kaname, Yuuki Cross, Zero Kiryuu, Shiki Senri, Hanabusa Aidou, and many more. T..

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