Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

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5ex

1. See sex. Used to espionate language filters. Wot 5ex r u??? See Gumba Gumba..

Je Pi

1. Business teacher of Ysgol Glan Clwyd. Enjoys discussing the stock market and recounting tales of death. I see the Vodafone shares are r..

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