Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Ziff Davis

1. Epic Fail for shutting down File Front. You're like Ziff Davis because of how much you fail. See fail, phail, ziff, davis, epic..

W*y

1. w*y means way in MCRmy talk. I am w*y annoyed that the MCRmy parade got canceled! See way, w*y, gerard way, mcrmy, my chemical romance..

Patrin

1. A whore of the Thai variety. Notably, a Patrin will tease a man who already has a girlfriend. Often found in BP garages giving people bl..

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