Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Tzetzos

1. (greek origin): usually used to describe greek gods, unfathomable amounts of sexiness complemented by random acts of violence and extrem..

Qtasty

1. A term to describe anything in a positive way. It can pertain to food or...not. Always capitalize the Q and the T. These pears are amaz..

Early Bath

1. Sport euphamism (esp. soccer). To get sent off the field of play. Pires took an early bath after two acts of simulation. 2. To take e..

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