Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Military Left

1. The REAL left. The left that sets the standard. The left that most people understand is left. Sergeant: "Face to the left."..

Gautreaux

1. Large, lazy fucktard who sleeps all day, masturbates to blowjobs and only blowjobs. Has a girlfriend commonly mistaken for Seabiscuit. W..

Grouser

1. someone who bitches and complains about everything in life 24/7, even in their sleep... these type of people are easy to spot because th..

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