Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Keates

1. Verb. The act of vomiting in a pub in front of everybody, especially when one of the onlookers is an attractive barmaid who then has to..

Leaping Gnome

1. a midget that happens to be jumping. Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now? Colton you are such a leaping gnome S..

Voiceturbator

1. A person who is turned on by the sound of their own voice and is able satisfy themselves sexually just by hearing themselves talk. Wo..

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