Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Enely

1. some one who is so BAMF it's rediculous. damn bro your so enely. See awesome, amazing, crazy good, superb..

Edward Scrumpyhands

1. Similar to Edward 40-hands but with two bottles of Scrumpys Cider. The Scrumpys are taped to the hands and cannot be removed until both..

Enter Obscure Metal Cd

1. a metal cd, that is obscure. (obviously). generally nery extreme, yes by a lesser death/black metal band that nobody's ever heard o..

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