Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Ugly Pug

1. A funny named beer made by the Rahr brewery in Fort Worth Texas. There's a picture of a ugly pug on the front of the bottle. The pi..

Offhanded Comment

1. A comment made without thinking. Example of an Offhanded Comment "Honey what do you think about my new vest? (Offhanded Comment)..

Couch Racing

1. Doing it on the couch=) Ryan and jessica go couch racing. See Betty..

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