Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Velocitation

1. Masturbation while at a high rate of speed (exempt from use in aircraft). That man achieved high velocitation as he drove at 120MPH dow..

Roomlord

1. The owner of a residence that shares the residence with another person in exchange for rent. The person with whom the roomlord shares t..

Jeward

1. An unemployed person that eats only watermelon and KFC, only drinking Kool-Aid, and often feels the need to steal televisions and bicycl..

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