Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Fecal Point

1. The exact point in time when a plan, business, military operation, or other human endeavor falls apart and heads toward failure. The poi..

Got Em!

1. When you play somebody, you yell out 'GOT EM' <implying that you played the shit out of tha person>...right Aden?, lol ..

Battling Blumpkin

1. When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff. The Hilton Sisters would look hot..

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