Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Junk'd

1. (junked) v. junked, junking, junks v. intr. 1. Getting clothed (or non-clothed) genetalia unsuspectingly rubbed against one's pe..

Insta-dump

1. When someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. Finally, when the person must Excrete Fecal mater -- they ..

Unplayable

1. When a game just becomes so ridden with flaws that it's just simply no longer able to be enjoyed. This can apply to games that are ..

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