Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Broken The Matrix

1. The moment you finally work out life in your own meaning of life type way, or you work out yourself who you truly are and what your true..

Failevator

1. A person who gets out of an elevator on the wrong floor, realises their mistake, then tries to get back in before the doors close. Dex..

Splivinated

1. How you look when you get up from sleeping and your hair is all over the place. I was real splivinated when I got up from my nap. See ..

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