Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Pillowtalk

1. When one is pretending one has a partner (normally fantasisical), in the bed with them and talks to the pillow. It is also used to descr..

Vladomir

1. the head of the chess team who plays magic cards and wears shirts with collars and "raps" all the time "ewww that guy is..

Ugoto

1. to alleviate boredom completely. I was stuck in a quagmire of boring old websites, then I found ugoto See MM 2. A web portal with do..

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