Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Yo Let Me Get Some Of Them Fuckin _____

1. Impolite way to ask the standard, "Could have please have _____" Yo dominos, let me get some of them fuckin kickers...

Kagger

1. to ruin a joke or a conversation by saying something stupid. daniel: that show was funny as fuk last night yo. Fernando: yheah man it ..

Zimmerman Zipper

1. An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants. After i was done las..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Matesturbate Edit Meaning