Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Hackney Trilby

1. Directly influenced by the Bukakke craze that swept Japanese secondary schools in the late 90s, a Hackney Trilby is the act of several m..

Up It

1. shut up, usually only used by fags that are too puffy to say shut up. Cats should up it cause he is a dumb fuck. See daw..

Real Spit

1. A phrase used to describe a speaker’s words as irrefutable, honest, heart-felt or “gospel”. “Man, that pig took my chain and kicked me ..

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