Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Legal Smegol

1. Any super Jewlawyer who looks like Gollumfrom Lord of the Rings. The lawyer I got for my DUI was a total Legal Smegol jew troll. Gross..

Vtbak

1. An acronym meaning Vote To Ban And Kill. Widely used yet undefined, this is the creation of Erik. "Livin4boost" summoned the ..

Lewinskies

1. A slang term meaning "knee pads". Lewinskies are very useful when giving multiple blowjobs, one right after another. Janie: ..

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