Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Schmucking Around

1. goofing off, wasting time Stop schmucking around! There's work to do! See fooling around, wasting time, foolishness, waste, waste..

Zoey 101 Personal Time

1. When a male locks themself in a private room with cable tv or VCR, such as a bedroom, so they can watch an episode of the Nickelodeon&ap..

Orel Hershiser

1. From baseball: 1. Current pitching coach for the Texas Rangers. 2. A dirty sex act. A-Rod was so happy to recieve his inflated salary..

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