Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

W40k

1. The tabletop game developed by Games Workshop in which players compete with miniature armies set in the 41st millenium. Players build u..

Poop Hostage

1. While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone co..

Spontaneous Human Combustion

1. When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire. "Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic" ..

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