Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Eye-skating

1. When you're reading a boring book out of duty, and your eye just slides over the words without engaging your brain.. 'I tried..

Jareth

1. the amazingly sexy goblin king played by david bowie in the movie labyrinth. hail to his bulges and fantastic singing. sarah: it's..

Vagisitus

1. A sick or infected vagina. I was gonna go down on her, but when I pulled her pants down it was obvious she was suffering with vagisitus..

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