Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Aggieville

1. the only thing manhattan has going for it, which isnt even that great. Fred: hey, wanna go to aggieville? Kim: sure, there isnt anythi..

Deconquitive

1. Used to describe the sound of a voice or sound that is thick and rich. Many narrator's voices are Deconquitive. When heard in a voi..

Blumpkin Bib

1. The paper toilet seat cover (ass gasket) used to protect the frontal area of one giving a Blumpkin. This protection is useful to ward of..

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