Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Cuburbanite

1. Suburban fan of the Chicago Cubs who only come to visit Chicago to go to Wrigley Field. Wrigley was full of high-fivin', drunkin&a..

Barn-floor Weed

1. Shitty ass weed. Could just be terrible weed or maybe it's just oregano. Yeah it was pretty funny, i sold Jim some shitty barn-flo..

Ubuntulinux

1. An extremely stable and good Linux distrothat runs off of the Gnomedesktop environment. Ubuntu is offered free of charge and can be ship..

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