Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Xml Molester

1. An XML Molester is any programmer who believes that he must learn the structure of Visual Studio XML config files; files that are automa..

Vanson

1. That Chinese/Vietnamese guy who doesn't give you your calculator and then wants your english notes. He also takes it up the ass and..

Dumple Tossing

1. when a flaming bag of turds is launched using a small to large sized catapult across a large distance. Man i hit that guys house hard w..

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