Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Throttle Dog

1. (1) bowel muscle, or muscle that alows one to shit. (2) muscle that women must relax to enable anal sex. example: Mitch- "i fuck..

Asconding

1. (adj.)asconding,(verb)to ascond: to condescend in order to unnecessarily prove one's brilliance. Andy and Claire answered all the ..

Jodido

1. Spanish slang for "fucked," from the verb joder (to fuck). Se me olvidó mi pistola... ¡Estoy jodido!..

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