Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Ridin' Ass To Dick

1. A derogatory term for when two men ride on a motorcycle together referring to where the motorcyclist's posterior is relative to the..

Fuzzy Front Butt

1. Euphamism for vagina Just tickle her clit and you're on your way to her fuzzy front butt..

W00tness

1. A state of maximum happiness. Like when you feel like shouting "w00t!" so loud, that the whole world can hear you. Rolling wi..

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