Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Quiet Time

1. Quiet Time is the synonym of downlow guy: dude keep my secret on the QT (Quiet Time) 2. time spent praying and reading your bible I ..

Decaffed

1. v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks. That woman was so rude a..

Campbell

1. a way of saying a guy or girl is a totally hottie. taken from Campbell's soup, meaning: umm,umm good! That boy over there is a rea..

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