Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Dallywoo

1. The meaning of B*L*I*N*G, or just a stoopid teacher from a local skool with a smile to awaken the dead! "Have ya seen that DALLYWO..

Gary Cooper

1. The BAMFiest actor of 1940's cinema. Featured commonly in Westerns and found wherever hot babes were at the time. So monumentally a..

Poldy

1. adj: a garish faux intellectual sort of fellow The man at the party waxing about the finer points of Shakespeare struck me as rather p..

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