Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Jargoneer

1. noun, a person prone to the excessive employ, in normal conversation, of any type of jargon (be it medical or corporate). Jargoneer: &q..

Under The Butt Nut Hut

1. When a female has so much extra skin on her Goochthat it creates a shelter around your scrotum. The girl got so wet you could find her ..

Ufomg

1. Unidentified Flying Object + Oh My God What one might say while sighting a UFO. "UFOMG! did you just see that, aliens certainly d..

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