Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Donktard

1. A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to st..

Batmonkey

1. Noun: A person that is considerably ugly That batmonkey makes my face hurts See ugly, bat, monkey, batmonkey, disgusting..

Yuppie Compound

1. Strip malls most commonly seen in the format of: -A Starbucks or other coffee shop. almost ALWAYS a starbucks. -Noodles & Co. -Qd..

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