Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Zotski

1. Any item found usually, on the floor of a store, not attached to it's original packaging and without a price tag. Usually dusty and..

Troubleshat

1. The process of troubleshooting while using the restroom. I've tried everything I could think of and couldn't find the issue, ..

Stumble Bum

1. Mechanic who haphazardly opperates on motor vehicles while drunk/eating paste. usually starts (drinking) at 6am. Jughead and Tim are a..

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