Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Mankini

1. A one piece t-back style bathing suit which is supported around the shoulders much like suspenders. Seen on gay friendly beaches all ov..

Poopsnatched

1. The surprise of no visible result after going #2. I took a shit today and looked in the toilet and I had been poopsnatched! See poopsn..

Jager Missile

1. A jager bomb, but with 4 times the jager, and virtually no energy beverage John: You guys want some jager bombs? (John proceeds to conc..

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