Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Hoomed Out

1. The condition of being, acting, or looking gay. Started when someone decided to run with the common misspelling of the word "homo&q..

Uddle

1. A word which is a combination of google, which is a search engine duh!and ud, which is short for Urban Dictionary. To uddle means to se..

Nooblicon

1. nooblicon (nu-bleh-con) n00blicon 1. A person (or persons) or creation doomed to failure. 2. The theoretical embodiment of all no..

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