Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Gay Valve

1. A homosexual man's anus Hey Kyle get your Gay Valve down here. See anus, poofter, dirty flower, rectum, cunt..

Good Job Team!

1. The exclamation after a job well done...well done at least. after a group of people are gathered to complete a task. But ironically onl..

Colon Blow

1. A derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal's tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of yo..

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