Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

O/o

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Valentineless

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Lepelope

1. Commander of all Choads Dude, you need to wash your balls before Lepelope declares war on your grundle. See buckfutter 2. commander ..

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