Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

J-bizzle

1. Slang for a jager bomb. Sometimes reduced to "bizzle". You ready for another J-bizzle yet? I need a pick-me-up. See drinking..

Oli Stones

1. The jewfro kid from Donny who looks like Andy Murray . . . he's cool . . . and a stoner 'Who are you?' 'Oli Stones..

Mcchav

1. Basically just a type of chavwho hangs around MacDonalds, trying to look intimidating with big Ronald MacDonald posters behind them. Lik..

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