Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Corner Legend

1. 1) A corner legend is a person who frequently finds himself/herself in the corner of various venues. Further, he/she has mastered the ar..

Forehead Protector

1. A ninja accessory commonly seen in the manga/anime "Naruto." They are bands of metal with a symbol in the middle used to repr..

Gooktard

1. One who is of the retarded pursuasion, and can't get shit done right. Usually lacking in common sense and has small "family je..

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