Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Zebra Cum

1. Any liquid or gel of somehow questionable origin. Phrase is usually delivered in a very excited or very deadpan voice. It comes from a..

Zhe Cao

1. A Rat. Never trust a Zhe Cao. Person: OMG, he ratted me out to the cops! Friend: What a Zhe Cao. See rat, cao, chinese, untrustworthy..

Erronous

1. the best member of the xltronicworld. Who's that? Do we know him? He's quite wacko, he's Erronous!..

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