Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Pimpafy

1. to make everything gold silver and purple and get lots of sex that old man needs to pimpafy my crib (crib meaning gaf)(gaf meaning hous..

Blingtard

1. Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is ..

Pry Not

1. a weak, pathetic argument used in scenarios in which you generally cannot win. Resotring to "pry not" or rather "probably..

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