Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

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1. A term used to describe something, generally emotion, that is otherwise not describable. It can also be used in place of terms such as &..

Zig-a-zig-ahh

1. As defined by Roger's Profanisaurus, a 'zig-a-zig-ahh' is to have a really good wank to a Spice Girls video. Tony Blair:..

Okee Dokee Miskoekee

1. Another way of saying okie dokie. Much the same as okey dokey smokey, only more correct. Girl: I'm just going to go to the bathroo..

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