Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Gmt

1. gmt (greenwich mean time) comes from greenwich,south east london where the meridian line runs straighy through...not scotland u dumb fuc..

Youtude

1. The overly slanderous attitude held by the vast majortiy of youTubers. Often facetious and half baked. Also may have nothing to do with ..

Malaytek

1. A word used to name any two bit Malaysian/Taiwanese/Chinese company that produces sub standard computing equipment. "Bloody Malayt..

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