Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Nut Oil

1. Aromatic goo found around the scrotal area after a particulary warm day. I rubbed my nut oil all over Cindy's face whilst she was ..

Zepur

1. Angel, A beautiful, amazing woman, What a man will ever need and want....Diamond in the rough Hater #1: Damn i wish i was wit that zepu..

Hoopty Ass Conversion

1. A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle s..

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