Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Polish Sauna

1. Taking a large smelly shit, thus leaving a restroom full of pungent, heavy and hot air that lingers for hours. Dude, don't go in t..

Time Traveling

1. Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time. Man, i must have been time travelling. I remember getting to th..

Computersexual

1. The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow. Amanda: The song loads for me ..

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