Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Hands On Hips

1. Professional porn star move where the man is behind the woman with hands on hips thrusting. Usually look at the camera. This dude is to..

Hot Ronald

1. The act of receiving your food at a fast food drive-thru; a metaphorical Hot Karl performed by the clown himself at time of transaction...

Assenheimer

1. A dumbass. An ignorant fool that lacks any common sence or intellegence. Learn how to spell you assenheimer. Everyone from West Virgi..

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