Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Telegating

1. Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player. "Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday" "....

On A Scale Of 1 To 37

1. Quite possibly best the scale you could use to describe any situation. Better than 1 to 10, and more sophisticated than 1 to 100. Woah,..

Kauwgom

1. The phrase "Kauwgom" Means someone that loves "cocks" or has a small one theirself, Is a friend of Xito, And Towliee..

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