Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Zebrick

1. Noun: name of caravel commissioned by the Spanish monarchy in the 17th century to smack mah bitch up. Surely, we shan't encounter ..

100 Hour Nap

1. a coma. an exaggeration meaning, having a long nap. (not really 100 hours) "I got home from work today, and took like a 100 hour ..

I Have Issues

1. The first step towards recovery. Guy A: "Man, I keep filming my little sister while she's sleeping... I have issues." G..

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