Matesturbate

What is Matesturbate?

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

Ijew

1. When the person in your group of friends who has an iphone refuses to let anybody play with it or browse the web with it. John: Hey, Gr..

Quigleypoof

1. Weird stationary worshiping, bottle label removing, freakishly tidy, lady boy. ian is a real quigleypoof 1. Weird stationary worshipi..

Zebedee

1. A bizarre characher in the 1970's britsh childrens show "The Magic Roundabout", who was half man half coiled spring and w..

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