What is Mateus?
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God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
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Random Words:
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sexy beast, cookie eater and magician
also king of sound clips and impressions
um... guitarsamm has a large wang..
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the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye.
that (the) wrec..
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A huge Piss, one capable of flooding villages.
Pisser: Nigga, I gotta take a dragon piss, cuz.
Me: What the fuck's a "dragon..
