What is Mateus?
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God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
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taking someone/something for granted is a certainty of the status quo.
We take the air we breathe and the water we drink for granted, j..
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Originally an ad hominem attack against Jane Curtin by Dan Akroyd on Saturday Night Liveduring Weekend Update. At that time, it featured..
