What is Mateus?
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God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
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One who writes words such as h8instead of hate, omg instead of oh my god, 2instead of to/too, rox instead of rocks, etc. in an attempt t..
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A deep primordial burp that tends to get caught in the throat causing a sound not unlike a typical swamp gator after consuming the mutat..
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The act of doing a girl doggy style and riding her down a set of stairs.
Holding her either by her hips, shoulders or her hair to contr..
