What is Mateus?
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God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
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when one has an itch approximately one inch up their ass.
i really can't go out tonight, i've got this one inch itch that i n..
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Boobs being reffered to as Udders. Udder Girl is a woman with huge boobs.
Udder girl, would you be so kind as to pass me those two jugs..
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To spend money lavishly at a social or private event.
to trick large ammounts of cash
my nicca Aaron was kinging it up last night at t..
