What is Mateus?
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God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
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Term used to describe desperate individual, who for financial gain, spurns the love of their own country to move a couple of hundred mil..
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Adam Ertz has sex with horses in his sick perverted mind.....faggot
NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY HORSE FUCKEr
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somebody who engage..
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When someone is telling one of those really long 'isn't it so weird when' stories, and no one can identify, and they go t..
