What is Mateus?
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God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
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A "religion" created by a higher-minded teenager.
(AIM me: Alienstunt)
The religion is a willing and non-restricted religion..
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A funny ass name that a middle aged black man called a chubby 20 something white kid at a Midwestern gas station in April 2005.
Lance: ..
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A Description Of Someone Lying.
I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.
See pork, pies, bag, reckon..
