What is Mateus?
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God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
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An imperative phrase used to give praise or approval to another person. Note: The subject is variable.
Syn: work, shwerk
See also: yo..
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The ghetto-ized quesadilla. Where one wraps a string cheese in a tortilla then eats is. No I know what you're thinking, they do NOT..
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An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like..
