What is Mateus?
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God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
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exceeding the capacity of normal human belief. especially pertinent to those events whose stastical probability of occuring is equal to ..
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To take credit for someone else's work. Also linked to eating over 6 main meals a day. Also known in the south as another word for ..
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The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.
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