What is Mateus?
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God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
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People who used to be "involved" with either Quixtar or Amway, and think that because they didn't have the balls to actua..
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A REAL rock band. Unfortunately some people listen to a single song and say they suck, but you're wrong.
Over 9.6 million Guns &ap..
