What is Matey Moo?
1.
Multiple Meanings. Originated among fat Dutch Girls who live in england.
1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.
1) (While in a pub or club)
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"
2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"
3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"
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2.
A fat friend
"Sarah is a right matey moo"
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