Matey Moo

What is Matey Moo?


1.

Multiple Meanings. Originated among fat Dutch Girls who live in england.

1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.

2) Hello, I'm a slut.

3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.

1) (While in a pub or club)

FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?

FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"

2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"

Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"

(Items are inserted)

FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"

See mating call, position, disgusting

2.

A fat friend

"Sarah is a right matey moo"

See mate, moo, cow, fat


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