What is Mathews, Va?
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The most boring place in the world. Often called "Outter Mongolia". "From Heres" hate changing stuff, like tearing down a old abandoned house. BEWARE if you come here you could catch redneck-didly-itis. It's very hard to get rid of.
Mathews, VA is a place with a lot of hill-billies and rednecks, yet one of the prettiest places on the Chesapeake Bay.
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