Mathoned

What is Mathoned?

For one (male) to have the handle of a common hairbrush inserted into the anus by his sexual partner. Meant to cause sexual pleasure.

"You see Terry the other night?"

"No, what happened?"

"He was mathoned by Julie. He can't even walk!"

See butt, hairbrush, anus, holy fuck, blumpkin

Itsatrap

1. function: interjection etymology: concatenation of the phrase "it's a trap", popularized by the character Admiral Ackbar..

Quarterback

1. hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass. Dude, that bath..

Yumyutz

1. moron,idiot,druggy, person who does things so stupid it is asinine, dear friends who treat friends with disrespect..see NUMBNUTS exami..

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