Mathoned

What is Mathoned?

For one (male) to have the handle of a common hairbrush inserted into the anus by his sexual partner. Meant to cause sexual pleasure.

"You see Terry the other night?"

"No, what happened?"

"He was mathoned by Julie. He can't even walk!"

See butt, hairbrush, anus, holy fuck, blumpkin

Shtoink

1. When someone messes up a seemingly easy task. Man, that fieldgoal kicker had a 25 yarder to win the game, but he really shtoinked it. ..

Zwitter

1. Its German for hermaphrodite, also a very shway Rammstein song. Yo...this kid Nickolicious is a Switter. See Smythe 2. To be a man a..

Breast Muffin

1. The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities. After my daughter was born..

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