Mathoned

What is Mathoned?

For one (male) to have the handle of a common hairbrush inserted into the anus by his sexual partner. Meant to cause sexual pleasure.

"You see Terry the other night?"

"No, what happened?"

"He was mathoned by Julie. He can't even walk!"

See butt, hairbrush, anus, holy fuck, blumpkin

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Naked Check

1. To check yourself before bathing to make sure all of your clothes are off. Man, I forgot to do a naked check before I got in the shower..

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