Mathturbate

What is Mathturbate?


1.

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

See mathturbation, masturbate, math, portfolio, ib, sex


33

Random Words:

1. When your trick passes out while your fucking her, you jack off on her face and steal a $20 out of her purse. Emily picked up this hot ..
1. The act of ejaculating into a bowl of Mac and Cheese then eating it. Bill: Dude! Did you just jizz in your Mac and Cheese?!!? Ted: Hel..
1. Ishwar (God) having lots of Dhyan (Knowledge), Sant Dnyaneshwar: Graeat Indian Saint & Great Poet, who has written Dhyaneshwari in ..