What is Mathturbate?
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Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
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The Destruction of Ones Ovary
"OMG, I Think i Just Blew an Ovary"
"I'm So Mad, Im Going To Blow an Ovary"
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One who turns the cock of a man into steel and then denies a resulting feeling of pleasure.
"I'd totally suck your dick right..