What is Mathturbate?
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Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
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First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that yo..
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Pornographic japanese animation.
Did you see that japornimation with the chick that grew a double dick and fucked that other chick dogg..