What is Mathturbate?
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Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
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A long tube that women can use to pee standing up.
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1. A gentleman who has carnal knowledge of his chattel; 2. A derogatory term for someone with low standards; 3. Insult bearing racist, s..