Mathturbate

What is Mathturbate?

1.

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

See mathturbation, masturbate, math, portfolio, ib, sex
33

Random Words:

Frazier Park
1. a small town at the top of a mountain, going up the 5 freeway going from la to bakersfield... the FP heezy mountains, snow, beauty all a..
Read more
. V .
1. Tits. Cleavage. Boobs. Honkers. Breasts. Tanks for da mammaries. ( . v . ) Check out these tits!..
Read more
Tlo
1. n. ACRONYM for the phrase "Total Lesbian Orgasm" I had a TLO with my girlfriend last night! See lesbian, orgasm, amazing, se..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free