What is Mathturbate?
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Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
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when you bite down on a limp penis and say CHOMP!
last night i gave him a chompsicle!
See chomp, flacid, limp, good times..
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The best thing to eat out of anything edible, late at night or while faded and/or after consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Native t..