What is Mathturbate?
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Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
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A person with a dislike for vaginas
Max! You're such a vaginal creton!
See vagina, vaginal, dislike, pussy..
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The neatoest guy in the world
Zero Control owns you...
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What you yell in weights class when you don't feel like lifting that day. And instead would rather skip/jump rope around the halls ..