What is Mathturbate?
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Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
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The psychological effect of realising that you're an ignorant chav wanker/townie wanker/plain old wanker that lives in Croydon and ..
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spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi c..