Mathturbate

What is Mathturbate?

1.

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

See mathturbation, masturbate, math, portfolio, ib, sex
33

Random Words:

Zobie
1. how red necks say zombie theres a zobie in my boot..
Read more
W/
1. symbol used online to mean vagina. You know you want her internet w/...
Read more
Mushroom Meat
1. When the head of a penis is over sized. Man, did you see Daniel whip out his Mushroom Meat??? See whip, mushroom, meat, whip out..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free