What is Mathturbate?
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Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
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Placing a tortilla shell over one's face and then proceeding to take a hot, sizzling shit on it. This is the Mexican version of a ..
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The act of staying up all night long on a school night then going to school the next day and looking like a mofo on drugs.
soffonias: D..
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a homosexual who works at a salon.
"Ew, what's that smell."
"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."..
