Mathturbate

What is Mathturbate?


1.

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

See mathturbation, masturbate, math, portfolio, ib, sex


33

Random Words:

1. exclusives (see jumpoff, jump off)are things that just came out especially air ones or jordans but it can be anything hot really. where..
1. In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it(fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, no..
1. A story/anecdote which is often short, pointless, has no intended punchline and generally leaves the audience perplexed as to the intend..