Mathturbate

What is Mathturbate?

1.

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

See mathturbation, masturbate, math, portfolio, ib, sex
33

Random Words:

Fadated
1. being faded and sedated at the same time.. i popped 2 perc's and drank a six pack, damn i was fadated See drunk, tipsy, faded, bo..
Read more
Yacapaca
1. To wash out your nostrils. Kind of like an enema, but at the other end. It's an old cultural practice of the Aztecs that's get..
Read more
I Am Going To Cut Your Cake
1. said to girls when boys want to enter their butt hole with their penis Damnnnn Haley i am going to cut your cake in frount of your mama..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free