What is Mathturbate?
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Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
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The art of blowing a dude on the toilet while wearing cross-stitched jeans around your ankles.
Since Gary could not adequately perform ..
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Used to describe someone who's attitude or behaviour tends to swing from positive to negative. It can also be used when someone is ..
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A red hair vagina.
see "rusty squeezebox" by Smoove
That red head must have a rusty squeezebox!
See smoove, vagina, red h..
