Mathturbate

What is Mathturbate?


1.

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

See mathturbation, masturbate, math, portfolio, ib, sex


33

Random Words:

1. When you are extremely excited about an event that you are flatulent into your underwear. I really want to see Transformers 2, I'm..
1. To laugh at an array of random things; to laugh a whole lot. Dude, my bro and I just saw Space Balls. We were laughing it up all the wa..
1. a person who has madd skills usually someone named jeff if u use this word i will use my madd skizzles to beat u down..