Mathturbate

What is Mathturbate?

1.

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

See mathturbation, masturbate, math, portfolio, ib, sex
33

Random Words:

Camel Hump
1. when the balls protrude and are visible through tight pants Those pants were tight like no other; they gave him a camel hump. See kevi..
Read more
Butt Soup
1. Having loose bowels so bad that it almost all water. I drank way too much last night, now I have a ridiculous case of butt soup. See d..
Read more
/yourself
1. Background: From the Internet, found on message boards. Used to flame a user. Definition: To commit suicide. Literally to end one&apo..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free