Mathturbate

What is Mathturbate?

1.

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

See mathturbation, masturbate, math, portfolio, ib, sex
33

Random Words:

Off The Gook
1. typo for "off the hook".. originating on a certain internet messageboard known as BCO. Man that party was off the gook!..
Read more
Breadmen
1. The result of people who forget to put ginger in gingerbread. Poor, lonely breadmen. "Bethany made gingerbread men, but didn&apos..
Read more
Late Breaker
1. Type of driver (generally a talking female) who continually puts the brakes on last second narrowly escaping a rear-end collision. Late..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free