What is Mathturbate?
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Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
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EXHIBITCHING ( ek-suh-bitch-ing )
(v.) The act of complaining, whining, griping, or grumbling about the senior exhibition paper, pro..
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When semen glues your hands together
The elmers delight tore skin off my hands..
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The anal sphincter.
"Martha and I have been courting for nearly 18 monthes now Mother. But she has not yet allowed me to stretch h..
