What is Mathurbation?
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(n) The act of doing math and loving it.
After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.
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Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.
of or relating to Mathematics
Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.
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