What is Mating Instrument?
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Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.
Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"
Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."
Tom: "Why do you say that?"
Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."
Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"
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Kimberley Ann Scott Mathers is Hailie's mom and Eminem's ex wife. Her relationship with Marshall Mathers has been misunderstoo..
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A music label that represents Raptile. This label is normally shout out after the first few seconds of the song.
ALT DEFINITON: A gang ..
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see thingamajig
Gimme that thingamadoodle over there.
See fizzle..
