What is Mating Instrument?
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Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.
Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"
Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."
Tom: "Why do you say that?"
Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."
Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"
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To bounce, or to leave. An improved version of bizounce.
also see bizizizounce.
Come on Ben, I'm done eating let's bizizoun..
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A device very similar to Life Alert, only it can be used by a white person of any age. A button is pressed whenever I nigger is approach..
