Mating Instrument

What is Mating Instrument?

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.

Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"

See sex god, hungry man, sex wizard

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