What is Mating Instrument?
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Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.
Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"
Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."
Tom: "Why do you say that?"
Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."
Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"
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In referance to oral sex on a woman
While pundering a tempting morsel, girlfriend becomes inpatient and says "its not going to eat..
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A person who burns his penis in order to swell it and make it bigger to impress a female.
See downy..
