What is Mating Instrument?
1.
Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.
Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"
Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."
Tom: "Why do you say that?"
Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."
Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"
See
Random Words:
1.
The act of taking an elicit drug, such as Ecstasy or shrooms, finding a Dobish, dry humping it until you are about to ejaculate, and rig..
1.
someone who engages in the activity of eavesdropping on a twitter conversation.
Tracy needs to get a life. All she does is check conver..
