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Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.
Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
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Similar to a zombrocalypse but in which the zombies are not human undead, but zebra undead.
The world has been turned on its ass, and I..
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The little furry scary things that crawl around on the ground.
"Chelsea, don't eat that Kalerpillar, yo.... you get disease u..