Matlock Edit Meaning

1.

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.

"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"

"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."

"Thanks, Matlock."

See torture, lying

2.

a lawyer from 80's and the only man to be able to kill chuck norris

Matlock is a skilled lawyer and can kill Chuck Norris

See matlock, chuck norris, funny, internet, norris, lawyer

3.

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.

'Look at her, she is one hell of a matlock'

See matlock

4.

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.

'dont act so matlocked'

'she looked well like a matlock'

See matlock

5.

When a guy blows a sure thing to have inter-course with a female from a foreign country.

Derek just pulled a Matlock! That girl from Kenya that was all over him earlier just slapped him in the face and walked away!

See foreign, kenya, country, blows

6.

A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elmaor Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles as a singles group date.

1. "Where the hell is Matlock?!"

"I have no friggin' idea... somewhere near BFE?"

See matlock, elma, huh, hillbilly, incest