Matlocked

What is Matlocked?


1.

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

See matlock

2.

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.

you might not wanna get matlocked.

See unfortunate, messed up, fucked up


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