Matlow

What is Matlow?

Nick mane for sailor (17-30ish ) in the British Navy (not a submariner).

Tends to spend a lot of time in Plymouth and Portsmouth.

Likes to drink a lot and pull (snog, shag)any Shaz, Tracy or Jannerthey find.

"Dem matlows 'ave arrived"

"Come on 'en Tracy lets get a shag."

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