What is Matman?
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Matman is a super-hero that is not to be confused with Batman. He hangs around with his side kick Robbem. Together, they are an elite fighting force that protects the U.S. Constitution and the natural Bill of Rights in New Jersey and the tr-state area.
Some Important Facts:
Origin: Somewhere in New Jersey(exact place must be kept UNKNOWN)
Matman's real identity: UNKNOWN
Robbem's real identity: UNKNOWN
Enemies: Anyone who messes with them
Where they reside: Don't worry about it
Vehicle: Matmobile(Black 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee Special Edition)
"To the Matcave Matman!!!!"
"Quickly Robbem. To the Matmobile!!!"
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