Matpon

What is Matpon?

someone who sucks up/absorbs the funny then destroy's it.

someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.

-hey you tottally have the funny man,

-thank you,

-...do i???

-no your a Matpon, im sorry there is no hope for you

Barbatoed

1. To get ones ass seriously kicked by another. The act of being brutally beaten within an inch of one's life. A thing that was once..

Mitogenous

1. Making unfounded suppositions. Also, mitongenously. That sporadic hanging was surely mitogenous, and might have cost you the election...

Ear Pull

1. the act of pulling someone's ear. My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it. See Jake 2. when 2 people stand out..

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