Matpon

What is Matpon?

someone who sucks up/absorbs the funny then destroy's it.

someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.

-hey you tottally have the funny man,

-thank you,

-...do i???

-no your a Matpon, im sorry there is no hope for you

Zarate Line

1. your sippin on your buddys booze cause your shit broke and he issues a line either imaginary or clearly shown on the bottle to how much ..

Sleeping With Pete

1. getting ridiculously drunk. I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with P..

Dude...

1. ok..this guy puts really stupid shizit on this website and is ruining it! OK!! Dude...,Dave kushner is not a deushbag he is better @ gui..

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