Matpon

What is Matpon?

someone who sucks up/absorbs the funny then destroy's it.

someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.

-hey you tottally have the funny man,

-thank you,

-...do i???

-no your a Matpon, im sorry there is no hope for you

Caesar's Angry Pirate

1. When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye! The dog was licking my balls ..

Cunt Smith

1. a Gynaecologist "I saw your misses at the local Cunt Smith the other day" See vagina, pussy, flange, cunt, gynaecologist..

Ducati

1. Ferrari of motorcycles. The only manufacturer to produce motorcycles with desmodromic valves. They don't need those flashy japanese..

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