Matpon

What is Matpon?

someone who sucks up/absorbs the funny then destroy's it.

someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.

-hey you tottally have the funny man,

-thank you,

-...do i???

-no your a Matpon, im sorry there is no hope for you

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