Matress Bater

What is Matress Bater?

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

See scotty, masterbate, matress, homo, desperate

Zimming

1. The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin t..

Yetak

1. Katey spelled backwards. Hello Yetak ! See katey, kate, katie, eitak..

Epipherette

1. When a smoker has run out of cigarettes, then suddenly realizes who they can bum one off of. Smoker 1: Damn I ran out of cigarettes Sm..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Matress Bater Edit Meaning