Matress Bater

What is Matress Bater?

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

See scotty, masterbate, matress, homo, desperate

W00tcake

1. An expression of extreme joy and excitement.. because! w00t = something very cool cake = tastey Subject A: Ok you can have sex with ..

Parkside

1. The absolute hottest dorm on the USC campus (and USC is a seriously hot campus). Low profile, but nonetheless filled with SC's fine..

Combivan

1. Widely used australian slang for a Volkswagen Campervan. I needed to chill out so I threw a mattress and some sleeping bags in the back..

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