Matress Dancing

What is Matress Dancing?

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

See sex, dancing, matress, children, bedroom

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