Matressable

What is Matressable?

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.

Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?

Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!

Cuban Cocktail

1. A drink served to new prison inmates as a form of hazing cosisting of: Urine, feces, blood, and semen which is aged for a minimum of 2 m..

Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-xl-gt-3400

1. A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-mat..

Quan Chi

1. Apparience: White skin, down-wards pointy nose, bald and dark brown eyes. Powers: Green magic. His speciality, his Green magic skull. ..

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