Matressable

What is Matressable?

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.

Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?

Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!

Non Sequitur

1. a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow") Example..

Hung Like A Moose

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Your Mum Has No Legs And Lives In A Canoe

1. Your mum has no legs and lives is a canoe is a statement used by special people to offend special people. Special people are so special..

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