Matressable

What is Matressable?


1.

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.

Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?

Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!


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