What is Matrimonial Blindness?
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A rare condition that your partner expects you to have. When you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. In other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else's boobs but theirs.
Tom: Whoa! Look at her! I would tear that ass UP!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!
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Having your volume high after listening to music, then accidently leaving it high and watching porn. Thus resulting in loud porn noises ..
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A particularly colourful way of describing the penis
"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"
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