Matrix Syndrome

What is Matrix Syndrome?


1.

An instinctive and unfounded hatred of any replacement, sequel etc. which fails to fill the immense shoes of its predecessor.

Guy 1: "Shit, how bad were Pirates 2 and The Matrix Reloaded?"

Guy 2: "Ah cmon, they both had their merits"

Guy 1: "Nah, completely sucked ass, with no redeeming features"

Guy 2: "Think you're suffering from Matrix Syndrome dude"

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Guy 1: "This new boss is a real douche; he's got nothing on our old boss!"

Guy 2: "He's been here one day. I reckon you've got Matrix Syndrome"

See the matrix, sequel, disappointment, dislike


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