What is Matrixed?
1.
To dodge an incoming object with great speed and agility. Best if only used to describe somebody dodging something without moving their feet, similar to Neo dodging the agent's bullets in the first Matrix movie.
Let's say that someone throws a basketball at your head and you dodge out of the way by leaning a certain direction, being sure to not move your feet. You have just matrixed the ball. You may now say, "Dood, I matrixed the hell out of that!"
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2.
To go from a wonderful start to a horrible finish (such as with the Matrix film trilogy).
The project started out great, but then that consultant came in and matrixed it.
3.
When a philosophy teacher gets hit with a question that starts with "Isn't it just like the matrix . . . ?"
While talking about Plato's cave, Professor Brown got matrixed.
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4.
To win a fight by pulling off a hard and amazing technique.
He matrixed them.
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1. Derived from the film 'The Matrix' when the guy hell moves really fats to avoid an oncoming bullet, a matrix occurs when you do something really sneaky without anyone else noticing to avoid insult or injury. It is also similar in meaning to the word, 'smooth'.
*derek ditches a brick at paulies head, but Paulies ducks to avoid it*
Derek: Whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!
*Paulie steals Dereks dildo from right between his arse cheeks without him noticing*
Derek: You fully Matrixed that dildo from right between my arse cheeks!
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