Matt Campos

What is Matt Campos?

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a 10 foot 12 inch tall, 824 pound behemoth who enjoys kicking babies off bridges and yelling out random racial slurs and poking girls where no girls should be poked

matt campos is: george clooney, brad pitt, christian bale, orlando bloom, josh hartnett, wolverine all rolled into one in the body of john goodman

See behemoth, wolverine, sex, machine, babies, pickle
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