Matt Clark

What is Matt Clark?


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Defined as any reasonably good looking male from Canada.

These people generally love Gossip Girl and are recognized by their stubble. They have a strange fascination with giraffes and when asked to say something random, often reply with "I'm gay."

Guy 1: Hey

Guy 2: (eek) STFU I'm watching GG! -rubs stubble-

Guy 1: You're such a Matt Clark.

See giraffe, canada, stubble, gossip, girl


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