What is Matt Clark?
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Defined as any reasonably good looking male from Canada.
These people generally love Gossip Girl and are recognized by their stubble. They have a strange fascination with giraffes and when asked to say something random, often reply with "I'm gay."
Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: (eek) STFU I'm watching GG! -rubs stubble-
Guy 1: You're such a Matt Clark.
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Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and..