Matt Duncan

What is Matt Duncan?


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Matt Duncan is both a noun and a verb.

As a noun it is used to describe a true ladies man, a man far superior to Edward Cullen and other such snitches. Such a man can pleasure a woman in many ways, and will possess unusually large genitalia as well as an unusually long and flexible tongue. He also would possess stunning good looks, obviously.

As a verb it means to give roses or sometimes flowers, most often one red rose.

I had sex with a Matt Duncan the other night and it was amazing, I had 17 orgasms.

Did you hear what Joe did? He totally Matt Duncaned that chick.

See stud, sexy, hot, hung


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