Matt Jones

What is Matt Jones?


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Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.

me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.

friend: fuck u.. Eli is better

Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh

friend: fuck u i like micheal vick

See quarterback, jaguars, arkansas, badass, jacksonville


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