What is Matt Levin?
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A friend who always insists on being picked up when the others are going somewhere. Even if it is out of their way.
Frank: Hey man, we're going to San Francisco.
Jim: Oh sweet, come pick me up.
Frank: But you're like twenty minutes in the opposite direction!
Jim is a "Matt Levin"
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