What is Matt Longstaff?
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Matthew Phillip Longstaff is a well known gay fashion icon on the Isle of Man. He has designed many ranges that have been a success on the island itself and in mainland Britain. He is a party animal, and it is common knowledge that he has many active homoseuxal partners
Wow, did you see Matt Longstaffs new range? Its awesome!
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A stretchy piece of skin that holds a male's testicles. Or, in other words, a scrotum.
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