Matt Nasty

What is Matt Nasty?


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When you're having sex with a fat person, you slide your penis inbetween their folds of fat until you climax into the belly button.

Person A: "You had sex with someone THAT fat?!"

Person B: "Yeah! It gave me the chance to do a Matt Nasty!"

See fat, nasty


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