Matt Paras

What is Matt Paras?

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.

Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.

Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!

Bill: I-)

See fat, lonely, boring, lunchbox

Phonocosis

1. The constant need to be on one or two phones and a blacberry for the majority of the day. Excuse me jim, your phonocosis is a disease. ..

Enail

1. To spank it while looking at electronic porn. i.e. on a computer or CDrom. Damn, bitch! I enailed Britney Spears ALL NIGHT last night! ..

Kebab Nose

1. Someone with a rather large nose and burns it by accident as it gets in the way i burnt my nose whilst lighting my cigarette, man the s..

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