Matt Paras

What is Matt Paras?

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.

Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.

Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!

Bill: I-)

See fat, lonely, boring, lunchbox

Valen-texting

1. When someone sends mass happy valentines day text messages to everyone in their phone book. sally: omg it's midnight! jerome: ye..

Knowjob

1. when you convince a girl you have known for a while to give you a blow job because you feel you deserve it. Hey maggie, i think you owe..

Linsux

1. A slang, derrogatory term for the Linux operating system. Similar to the term Windoze. Fred: I just spent all day compiling my kernel a..

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