Matt Paras

What is Matt Paras?

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.

Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.

Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!

Bill: I-)

See fat, lonely, boring, lunchbox

Value Added

1. Corporate filler speak for "making a product more expensive by some obscure improvement/modification". "Dude, Doritos ar..

Indiana Jonesing The Coffee

1. When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Tak..

Zitaphobe

1. A person who fears or hates zits and/or people with zits. (Like a homophobe) Johnny(on the phone): Hey, wanna go to the movies tomorrow..

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