What is Matt Pierce?
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noun: someone or something that doesnt talk to peoples faces rather their breasts or southern areas."Matts" are known for their distinct pedophelic personalities. usually "matts" have an absense of talent or skill in any area."matts" also love to share their "limited medical expertise" with others, attempting to make things better, but failing miserably and recieving sad high fives from "deviles".
also loves to take advantage of younger, innocent girls."matts" are to be avoided at all costs.
girl: OHH that matt pierce guy is such a charmer!
friend: OMG! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ITS MATT PIERCE!
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