What is Matt Piper?
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A man with a small dick. The song All The Small Things by Blink-182 was inspired by him
Man I fucking hate Matt Piper
Did you hear Matt Piper has tiny Junk.
"All the small things Matt has a Tiny Thing"
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A firm gluteus maximus.
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A very offensive term for the front bottomof a less then desireable female.
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A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.
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